You know you've read too much Twilight when

[cassis_rose]

When you gets a thrill everytime your friend called her friend's name which is Edward. But seriously, he isn't that good-looking.

[debussygirl]

When on the show Password, the word is diving, and your parents are saying "scuba!" and you're saying "cliff! cliff!"

[purple_panda]

when youre watching a land of the lost television marathon, and you start wondering what dinosaur blood tastes like, and if Emmett would prefer them to grizzly bears

[Dovrebanen]

When the pages start falling out of your books...Because You've been reading them so much.
That happened to my copy of Eclipse this weekend. Suddenly like 10 pages fell out..So I have to buy a new one. It was only the paperback, so I'm going for hardcover next time.

[♥midnight_sun♥]

When on the show Password, the word is diving, and your parents are saying "scuba!" and you're saying "cliff! cliff!"

I did that too!

When you have to write a short story about an attempted bank robbery for English class and you end up making it a Twilight fanfic...and then when you get your paper back the teacher asks you why all the names sound familiar to her!

[sarah!]

Ashley, I did that same thing!
I always end up writing Twilight fanfics or writing about my Lex friends.

[Jazzy'sgirl112108]

You know you've read too much Twilight when:
1) You start an Edward and Jacob fight at a book release party and are about to beat someone up because they called Jacob a stank dog.

i was chattin with a worker at the movies at the preimer of twilight and i asked why there was so much sercurity. he said it was to make sure no edward and jacob fights broke out!!

[cassis_rose]

When you wanted to correct a stranger in the bus who was telling her friend about how " in BD, Bella was dying so Carlisle took Jacob's blood for her to drink." In my mind I was all, let me explain the whole plot to your friend.

[♥midnight_sun♥]

Ashley, I did that same thing!
I always end up writing Twilight fanfics or writing about my Lex friends.

I have wrote that the Cullens/Hales and Bella are everything from Bank robbers to Jewish people at a camp in WWII. My teacher finally told me that I needed to change the names or she would mark down my grade. So now they are all named Edmund (Edward), Em (Emmett), Jazz (Jasper), Rose (Rosalie), Ali (Alice), Isabella (Bella), Esmerelda (Esme), Nessie (Reneeseme), Jack (Jacob), Carl (Carlisle), Harley (Charlie), Rae (pronounced like Ray [its the girl spelling] Renee). She still isn't too happy about how I changed the names, but she will deal with it.

When you wanted to correct a stranger in the bus who was telling her friend about how " in BD, Bella was dying so Carlisle took Jacob's blood for her to drink." In my mind I was all, let me explain the whole plot to your friend.

Umm...how the hell could you get the plot of Breaking Dawn THAT screwed up?!

When you and your few Twi-hard friends you have in real life have figured out who everyone in your year would be from Twilight.

[roo-roo91]

Ashley, I did that same thing!
I always end up writing Twilight fanfics or writing about my Lex friends.

I have wrote that the Cullens/Hales and Bella are everything from Bank robbers to Jewish people at a camp in WWII. My teacher finally told me that I needed to change the names or she would mark down my grade. So now they are all named Edmund (Edward), Em (Emmett), Jazz (Jasper), Rose (Rosalie), Ali (Alice), Isabella (Bella), Esmerelda (Esme), Nessie (Reneeseme), Jack (Jacob), Carl (Carlisle), Harley (Charlie), Rae (pronounced like Ray [its the girl spelling] Renee). She still isn't too happy about how I changed the names, but she will deal with it.

XDDDDDDDDDDD. you called jacob jack?
oh that cracks me up.
XD.
jack.
what a deadly name.