Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by **LionandLamb123** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:41 pm

dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:Rawr, first post!
The entire SKITS thread would never ever happen...

And here's this one, based on the Kool Aid Dude...

Mike: *pokes Edward*
Edward: DON'T TOUCH ME, BEVERAGE!
Mike:

Does anyone get it..?

LOL! Thats hysterical

Post by **edward x lover** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:15 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:
edward x lover wrote:Edward to Bella (before she was changed)
*Bella walks downstairs in a dress for a dinner party*

Edward: Don't you look delic- er.. yum- er.. beautiful. *licks lips*
omg that is hilarious!

Yay someone thinks I'm funny =]

Bella singing to Edward (pre vamp):You cut me open and I keep bleedin I keep keep bleedin love.....
Edward: Bella please stop I'm thirsty enough without all this talk of you bleeding
Bella: uhm ok.....

Rosalie to Bella (while she is still pregnant with Nessie): Bella I don't care what happens to the baby all I want it for you to survive.

Post by **darkrider** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:52 pm

edward x lover wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:
edward x lover wrote:Edward to Bella (before she was changed)
*Bella walks downstairs in a dress for a dinner party*

Edward: Don't you look delic- er.. yum- er.. beautiful. *licks lips*
omg that is hilarious!
Yay someone thinks I'm funny =]

Bella singing to Edward (pre vamp):You cut me open and I keep bleedin I keep keep bleedin love.....
Edward: Bella please stop I'm thirsty enough without all this talk of you bleeding
Bella: uhm ok.....

Rosalie to Bella (while she is still pregnant with Nessie): Bella I don't care what happens to the baby all I want it for you to survive.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I actually loled at that!

Charlie: hey billy, wan't to go or a run?
Billy:yeah! hold on! I gotta go run and grab my tennis shoes!

Post by **G-Faerie08** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:54 pm

edward x lover wrote: Yay someone thinks I'm funny =]

Bella singing to Edward (pre vamp):You cut me open and I keep bleedin I keep keep bleedin love.....
Edward: Bella please stop I'm thirsty enough without all this talk of you bleeding
Bella: uhm ok.....

OMFG!!!! I almost fell out of my chair after reading this from laughing so hard! This is freakin' hilarious!!!

Post by **AliceLauren** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:57 pm

Bella singing to Edward (pre vamp):You cut me open and I keep bleedin I keep keep bleedin love.....
Edward: Bella please stop I'm thirsty enough without all this talk of you bleeding
Bella: uhm ok.....

HA HA, That's funny.

I love this thread.

Post by **edsbestfriend** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:54 am

Bella: Edward why do you have so many moisturisers...giggle
Edward: Well when your skins rock hard it takes alot to keep your skin siky smooth.
Bella: You do that for me...
Edward: No actually i was trying to hit on Rose.
Bella:

Post by **Alcyone** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:09 am

Edward: For the love of all that is holy, will you please stop tripping over every little thing you see? I can't always catch you; I have a life too!

Post by **IFellUrEmotions** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:16 am

Jacob: Bella, I'm not really in love with you, I just said that to throw then off our trail

Bella: What are you talking about?

*Mike walks out and Jacob outs his arm around him.*

Mike: heehee

Bella: OMG

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Bella: Uh, Edward, I have something to tell you

Edward: What?

Bella: I've been sleeping with Carlisle and we're in love and we're running away togather. Have a nice life

Post by **AliceLauren** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:29 pm

Ha ha. This is my favorite thread.

Jacob: Hey Rosalie, you should go brunette.

Post by **samajama** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:43 pm

Jacob: Edward, have I ever told you that you're my best friend?
Edward:

You're my best friend, too!
*slow run*

Edward: This Biology stuff is hard.

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