Time for a new thread. Keep it PG-13.
Carry on with the humorous will-never-happens.
Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
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Rawr, first post!
The entire SKITS thread would never ever happen...
And here's this one, based on the Kool Aid Dude...
Mike: *pokes Edward*
Edward: DON'T TOUCH ME, BEVERAGE!
Mike:
Does anyone get it..?
The entire SKITS thread would never ever happen...
And here's this one, based on the Kool Aid Dude...
Mike: *pokes Edward*
Edward: DON'T TOUCH ME, BEVERAGE!
Mike:
Does anyone get it..?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Haha, that reminds me of Dane Cook's skit on Kool Aid Man!
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I believe it is... My friend found that, and showed it to me, and I realized it could be applied to vampires..... thus I posted it here.
I use it a lot in my skits too....
I use it a lot in my skits too....
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Ahahaha! Don't touch me beverage! That's amazing! haha!
Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
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Haha, I was just about to post something like that! I remember finding some hilarious Breaking Dawn quotes but I can't remember what they were about. I guess I should flip some pages tonightEvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
Somewhere in the near future you will be looking my signature instead of this message.
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I think that a lot of the Jacob/Rosalie scenes were pretty hysterical. I'd look those up.FilDeCuivre wrote:Haha, I was just about to post something like that! I remember finding some hilarious Breaking Dawn quotes but I can't remember what they were about. I guess I should flip some pages tonightEvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
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Jake: Rosalie.. you're so beautiful..and amazing..and I think I love you.
Rosalie: Oh Jake!
*both slow run towards eachother*
Rosalie: Oh Jake!
*both slow run towards eachother*
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LOLOLOL.EvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Ahahaha! Don't touch me beverage! That's amazing! haha!
Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
any sort of slang would never appear. cursing, too.
im not in a witty enough mood to create a skit, sorry. ill post later if inspiration comes.
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Bella: Jake, i choose you
XD sorry i just had to....*this does not deter from the fact that I'm team switzerland!*
XD sorry i just had to....*this does not deter from the fact that I'm team switzerland!*
Cause I've been waiting for a miracle, and i'm not leaving...