Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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Edward to an assitant in a shop: Excuse me? I'm looking for the sunscrean?
"After a few minutes, he asked, real quitely, if you turned into an animal, too. And I said, 'She wishes she was that cool!'"Jacob, Breaking Dawn
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Jasper<3 wrote:
AliceLauren wrote:7 years later when Renesmee and Jacob are married... during their honeymoon:

Jake: "Yeah, that's right. I used to be in love with your mother."
Renesemee: "Er-"
Jacob: "Oh. DOn't worry, I'm over her completely."
Rensemee: *sigh of relief*
Jacob: "But I used to hate your father to death."
That is hilarious! *gives virtual high five*
HIGH FIVE! ha ha. Thanks.
I thought it was pretty funny :lol:
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Alice: Emmett, what are you doing later?
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Alcyone wrote:Alice: Emmett, what are you doing later?
Hahahaaa! Lol!!
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*The morning after the first night at Isle Esme*

Edward: Was it as good for you as it was for me? 8-)

Bella: ..Not really.. :|
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Charlie: *stumbling into Bella's room and finding Edward* Oh hey, Edward, keeping Bella cool? Good, good.
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G-Faerie08 wrote:*The morning after the first night at Isle Esme*

Edward: Was it as good for you as it was for me? 8-)

Bella: ..Not really.. :|
Ahahahahahahahaha! Oh my gosh, that would've been so embarassing :P!
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Alcyone wrote:Charlie: *stumbling into Bella's room and finding Edward* Oh hey, Edward, keeping Bella cool? Good, good.

oh my god that was amazing!!!! Bahahah you just made my day!! XD
Cause I've been waiting for a miracle, and i'm not leaving...
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Renee: Bella, would you please focus? I can't send you to Forks if you remain so oblivious to the tiniest details!
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Rosalie: Bella welcome to the familly.


Jasper (thinking): That new brunette is so hot.
Edward: grrrrrrrrr
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