Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Fangirl » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:54 am

Edward to an assitant in a shop: Excuse me? I'm looking for the sunscrean?
"After a few minutes, he asked, real quitely, if you turned into an animal, too. And I said, 'She wishes she was that cool!'"Jacob, Breaking Dawn
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby AliceLauren » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:55 am

Jasper<3 wrote:
AliceLauren wrote:7 years later when Renesmee and Jacob are married... during their honeymoon:

Jake: "Yeah, that's right. I used to be in love with your mother."
Renesemee: "Er-"
Jacob: "Oh. DOn't worry, I'm over her completely."
Rensemee: *sigh of relief*
Jacob: "But I used to hate your father to death."


That is hilarious! *gives virtual high five*


HIGH FIVE! ha ha. Thanks.
I thought it was pretty funny :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Alcyone » Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:10 pm

Alice: Emmett, what are you doing later?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby MomoLivesInSpoons » Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:38 pm

Alcyone wrote:Alice: Emmett, what are you doing later?


Hahahaaa! Lol!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:55 pm

*The morning after the first night at Isle Esme*

Edward: Was it as good for you as it was for me? 8-)

Bella: ..Not really.. :|
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Alcyone » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:43 pm

Charlie: *stumbling into Bella's room and finding Edward* Oh hey, Edward, keeping Bella cool? Good, good.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby porscheturbo911 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:43 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:*The morning after the first night at Isle Esme*

Edward: Was it as good for you as it was for me? 8-)

Bella: ..Not really.. :|


Ahahahahahahahaha! Oh my gosh, that would've been so embarassing :P!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby mlola619 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:42 pm

Alcyone wrote:Charlie: *stumbling into Bella's room and finding Edward* Oh hey, Edward, keeping Bella cool? Good, good.



oh my god that was amazing!!!! Bahahah you just made my day!! XD
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Alcyone » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:52 am

Renee: Bella, would you please focus? I can't send you to Forks if you remain so oblivious to the tiniest details!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby edsbestfriend » Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:14 pm

Rosalie: Bella welcome to the familly.


Jasper (thinking): That new brunette is so hot.
Edward: grrrrrrrrr
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