Leah: Ooh, Emmett, you are one
fiiine piece of vampire, with all those muscles. Mmm, mmm, I could get lost in your arms for hours. Cuz, ya know, even though I don't get my period anymore, I still got hormones and I am BURNIN' UP for you, babay!
Emmett: Ok, let's go makeout, but don't bring the Jonas Brothers into this anymore, k? Hey Rose, you're alright with this, right?
Rosalie: Of course! She's friends with Jake, who is my BFF for life, ya know. We're going to go crack all the mirrors in the house, because we think brains matter more than looks, and then we're going to go study. We'll have fun
, so you deserve it too. Even though I
was the one who saved you from a bear, who looked a lot like Leah in wolf form...
Leah: Don't go there, I'm a sexy wolf and you know it. Let him go!
Rosalie: Oh fine, just go. Do you think Bella and Edward could take Nessie tonight -- the kid's been crying all day and I'm sick of her. We all deserve a night alone, don't you think?
Emmett: Yeah they probably could -- after all it's their kid. She's such a monster. When do we return her to Loch Ness? I want to see all the scared tourists who see her and can't convince anyone that she's real. *snigger snigger*
Leah: You just did that a month ago, Emmett! I think we need to give the monster thing a break for a while.
Emmett: Okay, let's go then.
*Emmett and Leah run off to the woods, while Rosalie and Jake start smashing mirrors and getting all the books out from Carlisle's library*
Rosalie: You don't think I'm pretty, do you Jake?
Jacob: Of course not, Rose! YOur'e hideous, just the way I like you!
Rose: Aww thanks!
*Jake and Rose make out*
Fade to black~
That was great!!!
