Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:21 pm

porscheturbo911 wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:Jacob: Edward, is that a new cologne? You smell really good!
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Mike: Edward is a BABE!!
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Jasper: Blood just isn't appealing anymore.
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LOL! Omg, the Jasper one is so funny!


Yay! Another person thinks im funny!!! (this is a new thing for me)
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:54 pm

samajama wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote:Edward to Bella in the meadow..

Edward: Be honest. Do all these sparkles make my butt look big?


hahahhha, this is hilarious, too!
G-Faerie08, you are very good at this. :D


Awww! Omg, thanks! Normally I suck at this type of thing, but it is easy when you are so obsessed..err, I mean "inspired". lol ;)

In the meantime, I have thought of another!!


After Edward confesses that he frequently visited Bella while she was sleeping..

Edward: Now that you know, I kind of have a question..

Bella: Hmm, what is it?

Edward: Do you normally sleep naked?

Bella: :lol: Actually, I knew you've been coming to watch me sleep. I thought it would be nice to give you something to look at and want to keep coming back.

Edward: *Shakes his head* That is just ridiculous.

Bella: Well it worked didn't it? ;)
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby clumsy_bella » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:20 pm

fireice99 wrote:Leah: Ooh, Emmett, you are one fiiine piece of vampire, with all those muscles. Mmm, mmm, I could get lost in your arms for hours. Cuz, ya know, even though I don't get my period anymore, I still got hormones and I am BURNIN' UP for you, babay!

Emmett: Ok, let's go makeout, but don't bring the Jonas Brothers into this anymore, k?



bwahahahahha! The thing is, I thought of the Jonas Brothers reference before I read what Emmett said :?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby darkrider » Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:02 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:Edward: Bella, I think you need to lose some weight. You're looking a little chunky...
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Jacob: Edward, is that a new cologne? You smell really good!
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Carlisle: Mmmmmm Bella, you smell really good! How about we go to my library where nobody can hear your screams? ....i mean so I can teach you medical stuff!
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Rosalie: Jacob, I love you.
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Bella: Jacob, I bet you'd taste good!
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Jasper: MUFFINS!!!!
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Bella: Hey Alice, wanna go shopping?
Alice: Nah, Im not in the mood
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Emmett: Mike, do you believe in love at first sight? Cuz i do. *stares at mike*
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Mike: Edward is a BABE!!
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Billy: (to Carlisle) Did ever know that you're my heroooo, and everything I would like to be?I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings.
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Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
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Jasper: Blood just isn't appealing anymore.
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Thats all i got for now

the Emmettlicious idea was origionally mine but my friend made the lyrics. her username is chach if you want to pm her




HAHAHAHAHA I'M LITERALLY LOL-ING RIGHT NOW! ahahahaha OMG! My new bestfriend I love you Jasper<3. ahah


Okay here I go...



Billy: Hey Charlie, want to go for a run?
Charlie: I'll race ya!
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Alice: Hey edward what are you planning on doing tonight?
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Edward: I'm going to go hang out at Sam's house, be back later Bella!
Bella: Don't forget your lunch hunny! *throws a mountain lion after him*
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Jasper: Hey, Bella, how ya feeling today?




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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:40 pm

HAHAHAHAHA I'M LITERALLY LOL-ING RIGHT NOW! ahahahaha OMG! My new bestfriend I love you Jasper<3. ahah


Okay here I go...



Billy: Hey Charlie, want to go for a run?
Charlie: I'll race ya!
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Alice: Hey edward what are you planning on doing tonight?
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Edward: I'm going to go hang out at Sam's house, be back later Bella!
Bella: Don't forget your lunch hunny! *throws a mountain lion after him*
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Jasper: Hey, Bella, how ya feeling today?


lol those are funny! Ill be your best friend too!

Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!
*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*
Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!
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Carlisle:(while doing surgery): You get the BEST of both worlds!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby mandycullen » Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:19 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?

Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!

Bella: Oops..


That is HILLARIOUS! I can't think of one right now! :cry:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby la_tua_cantante » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:01 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!
*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*
Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!


I literally LOLd at that! I wish I could come up with something for this!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby samajama » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:36 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:
samajama wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote:Edward to Bella in the meadow..

Edward: Be honest. Do all these sparkles make my butt look big?


hahahhha, this is hilarious, too!
G-Faerie08, you are very good at this. :D


Awww! Omg, thanks! Normally I suck at this type of thing, but it is easy when you are so obsessed..err, I mean "inspired". lol ;)



haha, yes "inspiration" *cough* obsession
it's okay.. it happens to the best of us :D :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:35 pm

la_tua_cantante wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!
*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*
Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!


I literally LOLd at that! I wish I could come up with something for this!


Yay! More people like me!! (My friends would never believe this!)

Carlisle: Because tomorrow's another day, but im thirsty anyway, so bring on the rain!
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Mike: You know, Ive seriously been thinking about beating Cullen up after school. I can take him!
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Emmett: Rose has really let herself go lately.
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(Edward and Alice are staring at battleship boards) *complete silence*
Edward: Damn it Alice! You sunk my battleship!
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Esme: Our house is too big!
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(Alice walks up to Jacob wearing plaid and polka dots)
Alice: I CANT SEE!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!
Jacob: Is that why you're wearing that?
Alice: No, its Cullen clash day.
*Carlisle walks by in the same thing as Alice*
Jacob: Ohhhhhh
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby jamielikewhoa » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:42 pm

Edward: Jessica, all this time I was just using Bella as a way to get to you. Now come to me, my love, and you can feed me while I rest my head in your glorious lap.
Jessica: *swoon*

Bella: I have a confession to make, Jacob.
Jacob: What is it?
Bella: You know what, I decided that this whole Vampire thing is overrated. I'm really into werewolves instead.
Jacob: Really?
Bella: Yes. That's why I've decided I'm in love with Embry!

Edward: Yo Bells, I think its time you did something for me? Ya know? I'm always scooping you up from ya crib and takin' you out, so don't ya think I deserve something in return?
Bella:...um...i guess?
Edward: Iight then. Hook me up wit yo fly friend Angela yo.
Bella:...what about Ben?
Edward: Yo, shorty, did I ask you about Ben?
Bella: Well I suppose you didn't.
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