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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:50 pm
by MomoLivesInSpoons
Jasper<3 wrote: Im really bad though... I got mad at my friend cuz she called Edward Edmund...
I would've ignored them for the rest of the week.

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:56 pm
by Megsimadic
Alice: Bella, I think its time we took our relationship to the next level. I mean, you're already my doll anyway.
Bella: You are so right Alice, I dont know how we have lasted this long.
Alice: I love you so much

Jasper *To Himself*:Ah, the cleverness of me!

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:06 pm
by Jasper<3
Megsimadic wrote:Alice: Bella, I think its time we took our relationship to the next level. I mean, you're already my doll anyway.
Bella: You are so right Alice, I dont know how we have lasted this long.
Alice: I love you so much

Jasper *To Himself*:Ah, the cleverness of me!
ROTFLOL!!!!!

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:08 pm
by Megsimadic
Cheers

oh and this


Seth: Hey Edward, I have a message.
Edward: Hey, what is it? Is something wrong?
Seth: Well not really...well
Edward: Come on, just tell me!
Seth: Well alright... Sam told Embry, who told Jared, who told Quil, who told paul, who told Leah, who then told me....to tell you Jacob says you smell!

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:09 pm
by Jasper<3
Megsimadic wrote:Cheers

oh and this


Seth: Hey Edward, I have a message.
Edward: Hey, what is it? Is something wrong?
Seth: Well not really...well
Edward: Come on, just tell me!
Seth: Well alright... Sam told Embry, who told Jared, who told Quil, who told paul, who told Leah, who then told me....to tell you Jacob says you smell!
again... ROTFLOL

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:15 pm
by Megsimadic
ok ok, one more...and dont ask, couldnt help this.

Renesmee and Jacob: Everyone, we'd like to introduce our 1/4 vampire, 1/4 werewolf, 1/2 human son, Belward!

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:00 pm
by MomoLivesInSpoons
Megsimadic wrote:ok ok, one more...and dont ask, couldnt help this.

Renesmee and Jacob: Everyone, we'd like to introduce our 1/4 vampire, 1/4 werewolf, 1/2 human son, Belward!
Hahahahahaaa!!! LOLLL!!!!

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:40 pm
by Jasper<3
Megsimadic wrote:ok ok, one more...and dont ask, couldnt help this.

Renesmee and Jacob: Everyone, we'd like to introduce our 1/4 vampire, 1/4 werewolf, 1/2 human son, Belward!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:57 am
by edsbestfriend
Edward: Alice i bet you a million pounds Bella isn't interested in me
Alice: a million pounds... okay

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:07 pm
by G-Faerie08
Renesmee: So, since werewolves and vampires are real, that means Santa is real too right?

Edward: I don't know. Go Google it.