Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:14 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:Renesmee: So, since werewolves and vampires are real, that means Santa is real too right?

Edward: I don't know. Go Google it.


lol that is funny
oh and by the way those are the hottest pictures of Rob EVER
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby waiting for a meteor » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:54 pm

Emmett: No Rosalie, your backside is not getting any bigger, it's frozen in time, remember?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:59 pm

waiting for a meteor wrote:Emmett: No Rosalie, your backside is not getting any bigger, it's frozen in time, remember?

You are hilarious!!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby chach » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:52 pm

Edward-I think i'm going to go amish, starting with giving away all my cars.
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Bella-Hey Alice
Alice- WOW YOUR FASHIONLY TODAY
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Carlisle to Renesme- What's your name,little girl. Whats your name?
No seriously whats you name, being this old sometimes gives you althimerz (sorry i cant spell)
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Bella to Edward- Its a girls night it's a girls night its all right without you... Lets go GNO! COme Alice join in!
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Edward- my favorite time of the day is naptime.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:46 am

Sorry I haven't posted for so long :oops:
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Vladimir: I assure you, I am not mad. His eye was like the eye of a vulture. So I flipped the feather mattress on top of him...
Stefan: You know Caius is a vampire... he can't suffocate.
Vladimir: Damn it!
*That would only make sense if you've read Edgar Allan Poe's A Tell-Tale Heart
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Aro: It's too bad we can't have cataract surgery. These really cloud up my vision.
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(Bella broke her leg and is on crutches)
Edward: I'll be right back, Bella. *walks away*
Emmett: Ooohhh! Crutches! I love those things! *takes Bellas crutches* Oops, I broke it. *runs away*
Bella: Um, EDWARD!!
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Carlisle: OH NO!
Everyone: What?
Carlisle: Ive been drafted into the war!
*silence*
Emmett: Well, at least you're bullet-proof.
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Emmett: I told my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do? My baby's love had gone, and left my baby blue! Nobody know.....
Everybody: ...Um... ????
*sorry ive had David Bowie stuck in my head for a VERY long time now
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Edward: Jasper, Why did you scratch "Jasper was here" on this deer?
Jasper: Um, no reason... *Alice and Jasper laugh*
(Next day)
Lauren: Look at my new fur coat!
Angela: Um, why does it say "Jasper was here" on it? *Jasper and Alice laugh again*
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(Charlie Bella and Edward are watching the Labyrinth)
Charlie: WHOA! What a pedophile! That girl is what, 15? And He's like 40! WAY too old! Bella, you might as well be going out with a 100 year old! *Bella and Edward share a conspiratorial glance*
(Sorry, I still have Labyrinth stuck in my head)
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Edward: Bella, Im dumping you for Paris Hilton. *walks away*
Bella: (Shouts) I THOUGHT YOU PREFERRED BRUNETTES!
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(Emmett gets a text message in the middle of class)
Emmett: Oh crap!
(later)
Bella: Um, Emmett, why is your ringtone Big Butts?
Emmett: Cuz i DO like big butts! Why do you think I married Rosie? *Rosalie growls*
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Bella: I want a faster car.
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*Emmett walks in with a bad haircut*
Emmett: So, what do you guys think?
Everybody: Ummm..............
Bella: Maybe you should just grow it out....
Emmett: Nope! My hair doesn't grow! This is my hairstyle for eternity!
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Mice: Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Night and day it's Cinderelly
Make the fire, fix the breakfast
Wash the dishes, do the mopping
And the sweeping and the dusting
They always keep her hopping
Jasper: OOOHH! SNACKS!
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(Alice and Jasper are watching Sleeping Beauty)
*Beauty pricks finger*
Jasper: Good thing I wasn't there.
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(Edward running with Bella on his back)
Edward: I can show you the world
Shining shimmering splendid
Tell me, Bella, now when did
you last let your heart decide?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby porscheturbo911 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:48 am

Megsimadic wrote:Renesmee and Jacob: Everyone, we'd like to introduce our 1/4 vampire, 1/4 werewolf, 1/2 human son, Belward!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that made me laugh so hard!

Carlisle: OH NO!
Everyone: What?
Carlisle: Ive been drafted into the war!
*silence*
Emmett: Well, at least you're bullet-proof.
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(Alice and Jasper are watching Sleeping Beauty)
*Beauty pricks finger*
Jasper: Good thing I wasn't there.
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(Edward running with Bella on his back)
Edward: I can show you the world
Shining shimmering splendid
Tell me, Bella, now when did
you last let your heart decide?


You are so funny! I love the whole Aladdin one1
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:01 am

porscheturbo911 wrote:
Megsimadic wrote:Renesmee and Jacob: Everyone, we'd like to introduce our 1/4 vampire, 1/4 werewolf, 1/2 human son, Belward!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that made me laugh so hard!

Carlisle: OH NO!
Everyone: What?
Carlisle: Ive been drafted into the war!
*silence*
Emmett: Well, at least you're bullet-proof.
~
(Alice and Jasper are watching Sleeping Beauty)
*Beauty pricks finger*
Jasper: Good thing I wasn't there.
~
(Edward running with Bella on his back)
Edward: I can show you the world
Shining shimmering splendid
Tell me, Bella, now when did
you last let your heart decide?


You are so funny! I love the whole Aladdin one1


Yay! Being funny is new to me!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Megsimadic » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:15 pm

porscheturbo911 wrote:
Megsimadic wrote:Renesmee and Jacob: Everyone, we'd like to introduce our 1/4 vampire, 1/4 werewolf, 1/2 human son, Belward!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that made me laugh so hard!


Cheers! :D

Jasper<3 wrote:~
Carlisle: OH NO!
Everyone: What?
Carlisle: Ive been drafted into the war!
*silence*
Emmett: Well, at least you're bullet-proof.
~
(Alice and Jasper are watching Sleeping Beauty)
*Beauty pricks finger*
Jasper: Good thing I wasn't there.
~


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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:19 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:~
(Edward running with Bella on his back)
Edward: I can show you the world
Shining shimmering splendid
Tell me, Bella, now when did
you last let your heart decide?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This one is GOLDEN!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby MomoLivesInSpoons » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:36 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:(Alice and Jasper are watching Sleeping Beauty)
*Beauty pricks finger*
Jasper: Good thing I wasn't there.
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(Edward running with Bella on his back)
Edward: I can show you the world
Shining shimmering splendid
Tell me, Bella, now when did
you last let your heart decide?


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