Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:27 pm

Jacob: Oh Renesmee...*smile sigh*
Leah: Oh Jacob....*smile sigh*
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:58 pm

^ :lol: <3
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby IluvEdward27 » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:28 am

James in the ballet studio: Tell him to avenge you, tell him
Bella: Ok, is there anything else I should tell him?
James: Ya he still owes me $20 from the last time we played poker.
Bella: I should probably write this down.
James: And I want my sun glasses back, and my Nickelback cd. A lot of people say they don't like them, but I'm a huge fan.
Bella: Really?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby xXBeSafeXx » Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:28 pm

^^ :lol: I think it's funny.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby love_is_noise » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:14 pm

IluvEdward27 wrote:James in the ballet studio: Tell him to avenge you, tell him
Bella: Ok, is there anything else I should tell him?
James: Ya he still owes me $20 from the last time we played poker.
Bella: I should probably write this down.
James: And I want my sun glasses back, and my Nickelback cd. A lot of people say they don't like them, but I'm a huge fan.
Bella: Really?

It's sorta lame but, I just made it up.

i heard that on a twilight spoof i watched on youtube!

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga by Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:27 pm

Jacob: Oh Renesmee...*smile sigh*
Leah: Oh Jacob....*smile sigh*

that's well funny! :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby JenTheWriter » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:21 pm

IluvEdward27 wrote:James in the ballet studio: Tell him to avenge you, tell him
Bella: Ok, is there anything else I should tell him?
James: Ya he still owes me $20 from the last time we played poker.
Bella: I should probably write this down.
James: And I want my sun glasses back, and my Nickelback cd. A lot of people say they don't like them, but I'm a huge fan.
Bella: Really?

It's sorta lame but, I just made it up.


That was on the Twilight Trailer Spoof.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby ♥midnight_sun♥ » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:06 pm

Very, very bored and just remembered a fanfic I read ages ago! So...

(Edward and Bella are sitting in the living room, Nessie walks in)
Bella: Nessie? Where's Jake? I thought you two went on a picnic together in the woods?
Nessie: Oh that...well you see...umm...
Edward: *in a stern voice* Nessie...what are you hiding that I can't read in your mind?
Nessie: Umm...well...I think we need to move...Now.
Bella: Why? What happened?
Edward: *looks up at Nessie and smiles widely* Come here Nessie...I want to thank you, congratulate you, and give you a big hug for what you did.
Bella: :shock: Edward! Nessie! WHAT HAPPENED!?
Nessie: I got tired of Jake...I don't love him anymore
Edward: So she hung him in the woods. :D
Bella: Okay!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby love_is_noise » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:11 am

what^ haha!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby cassis_rose » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:32 am

Edward: "Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. ...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."

Bella: *Weird look on her face*

Edward: "Is there something wrong, Bella?"

Bella: Did you quote that from a romance book? Because I can remember my mom gushing over it in one of her historical romance novels.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby sarah! » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:58 am

♥midnight_sun♥ wrote:Very, very bored and just remembered a fanfic I read ages ago! So...

(Edward and Bella are sitting in the living room, Nessie walks in)
Bella: Nessie? Where's Jake? I thought you two went on a picnic together in the woods?
Nessie: Oh that...well you see...umm...
Edward: *in a stern voice* Nessie...what are you hiding that I can't read in your mind?
Nessie: Umm...well...I think we need to move...Now.
Bella: Why? What happened?
Edward: *looks up at Nessie and smiles widely* Come here Nessie...I want to thank you, congratulate you, and give you a big hug for what you did.
Bella: :shock: Edward! Nessie! WHAT HAPPENED!?
Nessie: I got tired of Jake...I don't love him anymore
Edward: So she hung him in the woods. :D
Bella: Okay!


OMJ! :lol:
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