Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Nightvision » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:47 pm

Jacob in wolf form - Hey Seth.

Seth also in wolf form - Yeah boss?

Jacob - I've sort of got an itch....

Seth - Well cant you scratch it?

Jacob - Not really but if you;ld like to I'd be happy to roll onto my back.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby SethisMine » Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:37 pm

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:05 pm

Edward: I'm just a dude playing a dude pretending to be a hot vampire.

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Edward: Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Bella: I thought you didn't eat human food..

Edward: I don't. I've just always wanted to say that.

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Bella: Why is my dad making out with Billy Black?

Jasper: Sometimes I get a little carried away...My bad...
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby BeautifulVeins » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:15 am

Jasper<3 wrote:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


AHAHAH. That is gold. Picturing Emmett singing that has me in tears. ahhah



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Jacob: But Charlie what about the whole need to know-
Charlie: EVERYTHING.
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Renesmee: I ate him.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Megsimadic » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:17 pm

Bella walks in the Cullens pre-vampire

Jasper:Food glorious food!
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Jasper reading Interview with a Vampire: you know, if I lived with Louis I would kill myself!
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Charlie: Jacob, I get you can change into a wolf but could you please stop stripping off infront of me!
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Bella and Edward are practising seeing Bella's mind
Edward: You did what with Jasper?!!?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby mlola619 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:17 am

BeautifulVeins wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


AHAHAH. That is gold. Picturing Emmett singing that has me in tears. ahhah



Bella: Edward check out my killer tan!
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Charlie: Tell me everything. Now. Right now.
Jacob: But Charlie what about the whole need to know-
Charlie: EVERYTHING.
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Jacob: Hey Nessie where's your Grampa?
Renesmee: I ate him.





XD oh my gosh i think i''m seriously DYING of laughter! Picturing Emmett singing that had me on the floor....bahahah amazing! and the last post...XD AMAZING!!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:26 pm

BeautifulVeins wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


AHAHAH. That is gold. Picturing Emmett singing that has me in tears. ahhah





thx, but chach actually gets the credit for that one... i stole it :oops:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby AliceLauren » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:37 pm

7 years later when Renesmee and Jacob are married... during their honeymoon:

Jake: "Yeah, that's right. I used to be in love with your mother."
Renesemee: "Er-"
Jacob: "Oh. DOn't worry, I'm over her completely."
Rensemee: *sigh of relief*
Jacob: "But I used to hate your father to death."
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:28 pm

AliceLauren wrote:7 years later when Renesmee and Jacob are married... during their honeymoon:

Jake: "Yeah, that's right. I used to be in love with your mother."
Renesemee: "Er-"
Jacob: "Oh. DOn't worry, I'm over her completely."
Rensemee: *sigh of relief*
Jacob: "But I used to hate your father to death."


That is hilarious! *gives virtual high five*
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby singleduetoedward » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:45 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:Edward: I'm just a dude playing a dude pretending to be a hot vampire.

~~~~~

Edward: Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Bella: I thought you didn't eat human food..

Edward: I don't. I've just always wanted to say that.

~~~~~

Bella: Why is my dad making out with Billy Black?

Jasper: Sometimes I get a little carried away...My bad...



lmao oh my goodness...the Billy Black thing is killing me. It gave me a horrible/hilarious visual. hohohooo ooo gosh
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