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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:47 pm
by Nightvision
Jacob in wolf form - Hey Seth.
Seth also in wolf form - Yeah boss?
Jacob - I've sort of got an itch....
Seth - Well cant you scratch it?
Jacob - Not really but if you;ld like to I'd be happy to roll onto my back.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:37 pm
by SethisMine
Mike- Bella, I am a fairy.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:05 pm
by G-Faerie08
Edward: I'm just a dude playing a dude pretending to be a hot vampire.
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Edward: Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Bella: I thought you didn't eat human food..
Edward: I don't. I've just always wanted to say that.
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Bella: Why is my dad making out with Billy Black?
Jasper: Sometimes I get a little carried away...My bad...
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:15 am
by BeautifulVeins
Jasper<3 wrote:
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Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
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AHAHAH. That is gold. Picturing Emmett singing that has me in tears. ahhah
Bella: Edward check out my killer tan!
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Charlie: Tell me everything. Now. Right now.
Jacob: But Charlie what about the whole need to know-
Charlie: EVERYTHING.
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Jacob: Hey Nessie where's your Grampa?
Renesmee: I ate him.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:17 pm
by Megsimadic
Bella walks in the Cullens pre-vampire
Jasper:Food glorious food!
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Jasper reading Interview with a Vampire: you know, if I lived with Louis I would kill myself!
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Charlie: Jacob, I get you can change into a wolf but could you please stop stripping off infront of me!
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Bella and Edward are practising seeing Bella's mind
Edward: You did what with Jasper?!!?
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:17 am
by mlola619
BeautifulVeins wrote:Jasper<3 wrote:
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Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AHAHAH. That is gold. Picturing Emmett singing that has me in tears. ahhah
Bella: Edward check out my killer tan!
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Charlie: Tell me everything. Now. Right now.
Jacob: But Charlie what about the whole need to know-
Charlie: EVERYTHING.
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Jacob: Hey Nessie where's your Grampa?
Renesmee: I ate him.
XD oh my gosh i think i''m seriously DYING of laughter! Picturing Emmett singing that had me on the floor....bahahah amazing! and the last post...XD AMAZING!!!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:26 pm
by Jasper<3
BeautifulVeins wrote:Jasper<3 wrote:
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Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AHAHAH. That is gold. Picturing Emmett singing that has me in tears. ahhah
thx, but chach actually gets the credit for that one... i stole it
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:37 pm
by AliceLauren
7 years later when Renesmee and Jacob are married... during their honeymoon:
Jake: "Yeah, that's right. I used to be in love with your mother."
Renesemee: "Er-"
Jacob: "Oh. DOn't worry, I'm over her completely."
Rensemee: *sigh of relief*
Jacob: "But I used to hate your father to death."
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:28 pm
by Jasper<3
AliceLauren wrote:7 years later when Renesmee and Jacob are married... during their honeymoon:
Jake: "Yeah, that's right. I used to be in love with your mother."
Renesemee: "Er-"
Jacob: "Oh. DOn't worry, I'm over her completely."
Rensemee: *sigh of relief*
Jacob: "But I used to hate your father to death."
That is hilarious! *gives virtual high five*
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:45 pm
by singleduetoedward
G-Faerie08 wrote:Edward: I'm just a dude playing a dude pretending to be a hot vampire.
~~~~~
Edward: Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Bella: I thought you didn't eat human food..
Edward: I don't. I've just always wanted to say that.
~~~~~
Bella: Why is my dad making out with Billy Black?
Jasper: Sometimes I get a little carried away...My bad...
lmao oh my goodness...the Billy Black thing is killing me. It gave me a horrible/hilarious visual. hohohooo ooo gosh