sarah! wrote:♥midnight_sun♥ wrote:Very, very bored and just remembered a fanfic I read ages ago! So...
(Edward and Bella are sitting in the living room, Nessie walks in)
Bella: Nessie? Where's Jake? I thought you two went on a picnic together in the woods?
Nessie: Oh that...well you see...umm...
Edward: *in a stern voice* Nessie...what are you hiding that I can't read in your mind?
Nessie: Umm...well...I think we need to move...Now.
Bella: Why? What happened?
Edward: *looks up at Nessie and smiles widely* Come here Nessie...I want to thank you, congratulate you, and give you a big hug for what you did.
Bella: Edward! Nessie! WHAT HAPPENED!?
Nessie: I got tired of Jake...I don't love him anymore
Edward: So she hung him in the woods.
Esme: Carlisle, you're eternally gorgeous and all that, but my true love all this time was Cheif Swan.
Carlisle: OMG, me too!
Edward: Bella, now that your smell doesn't put me in excessive pain, I've lost my interest.
Jacob: Bella, I have always loved you and always will, but... *points toward Rosalie* She manages to be smokin hot and ice cold at one time! *whistle*
Edward: Jacob, you smell too good to be true.
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