Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby purple_panda » Tue May 12, 2009 10:59 am

edward: where is my (enter drug or alcohol name here)?
i just cant picture edward saying that
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby pennybug84 » Tue May 12, 2009 2:55 pm

Carlisle: Okay family I bought a minivan and we're all going on a family roadtrip.
Everyone: YAY!! Let's go now!!
they all grab bags of belongings and get in the minivan.
when they're driving down the highway they go the speed limit.
and during the trip Alice leads them in showtunes.


(Okay so it's not that funny but I thought of the Cullens, in a minivan, driving the speed limit, singing showtunes & I needed to put it somewhere & this thread seemed to be the one it fit into & so something needed to be said.)
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby saphhie » Sat May 23, 2009 11:01 pm

hey im new at this so hear goes nothing....

*bella and edward in the volvo after the blood typing incident*
Edward: you know debussy?
Bella: absolutly i love classical music
Edward: W-O-W loser
Bella: :twisted: :oops: :? well then why are you listening to it?
Edward: well everyone else likes it and they never let me play good music. :twisted: :x

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby DramaPrincezz013 » Sun May 24, 2009 2:55 pm

(It's the night of Jacob and Nessie's honeymoon)
Jacob: Nessie, you are just so much like your mother....

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Paul: I've been thinking about taking some of those yoga classes with Leah in order to have better control of my temper.
(Leah mentions in BD about taking yoga classes for her anger management.)

**Not that funny, but I thought I'd post them anyway. :]
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3 » Sun May 24, 2009 3:07 pm

Alice: Uh oh.
Edward: What?
Alice: It appears in the next few months, all the forests will be gone in the tri-state area. Now where do we hunt?
Edward and Emmett: The zoo. Duh.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby DudeRocksTheTwilight » Sun May 24, 2009 5:57 pm

Carlisle: Esme, we need to redesign Edward and Bella's room.
Esme: Ewww no.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby saphhie » Sun May 24, 2009 8:42 pm

Leah: you know i hate jacob and you hate jacob. Let's join together and form an anitJacob campaign
Rosalie: YEAH!!!! we can be best bddies and get matching t-shirts and everything
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby debussygirl » Mon May 25, 2009 12:11 pm

Paul: Ugh, after that one slice of pizza I couldn't possibly eat a hot dog! You, take it Jacob.
Jacob: After eating that fun-sized bag of Doritos? There's no way! Seth, you take it.
Seth: Not after eating one whole s'more!
Renesmee: I'll eat it! *stuffs it in mouth*
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby saphhie » Mon May 25, 2009 12:39 pm

DramaPrincezz013 wrote:(It's the night of Jacob and Nessie's honeymoon)
Jacob: Nessie, you are just so much like your mother....

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Paul: I've been thinking about taking some of those yoga classes with Leah in order to have better control of my temper.
(Leah mentions in BD about taking yoga classes for her anger management.)

**Not that funny, but I thought I'd post them anyway. :]

no way those are hilarious!!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby LionandLamb123 » Mon May 25, 2009 9:22 pm

I...want...ASPARAGUS! -Emmett :shock: :lol:
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