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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:43 pm
by Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3
Emmett:*sings* I like cupcakes..blue ones and green ones..
Edward: Emmett, you can't eat cupcakes.
Emmett: SHUT UP! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYBODY'S DREAMS EDWARD? WHY? *Tears up* ESSSSMMEEEEEE!
Esme: *slaps Edward* Pity the fool!
Yea not funny. I'm just stupid.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 9:06 pm
by saphhie
no way very funny indeed all of you!
Emmett: you kow what let form a cullen circus!!!
Jasper: Yes let's! I'll be the clown
Edward: i'll be the lion tamer!
Alice: ill be the fortune teller.
Esme: ill sell tickets
Rosalie: ill Be the Knife thrower
Emmett: no ill throw knives you can be my assistant!
Bella: ill be the tight rope walker.
Carlsile: and ill be the ring leader.
Everybody: We are the cullen Circus Freaks!!!!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:44 am
by cassis_rose
Inspired by Twilight- The Musical 3a.
Edward: My name is Edward Cullen. You must be Bella Swan.
Bella: How did you know to call me Bella?
Edward: Do you prefer Isabella?
Bella: No...
Edward: Do you prefer Bells?
Bella: No...
Edward: Do you prefer Belly-button?
Bella: No...
Edward: Do you prefer Belly-welly?
Bella: *Sighs* Only for you.
Edward: Great! You can call me Eddie-poo then!
Bella: Really!?
Edward: Only for you.
Bella and Edward: *Look lovingly into each other's eyes.*
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:58 pm
by saphhie
i cna totally see them doing that later in the cottage or something
Edward( serenading bella) :You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
Bella: Eww you sing like a girl and thats a horrible song about killing yourself!
Edward: you dont like it?
Bella: No i hate it!!
Edward: WAHH!!!!!!!WAH!! * runs off crying*
actually i do like that song no offense i think it its so good though haha especially for right before he leaves her i NM
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:17 pm
by Jazz Girl
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:34 pm
by DoNotFeartheDark
Alright, i wuz watching da Twilight movie and at the part where James is videotaping Bella, a thought occured to me. what would have happpened if there wuz no more momory for it? cuz in da book he didn't say he borrowed it. but in da movie he did. he would be all like:
James: Perfect. very visually dynamic- oh wait- the lens cap is on..
Bella:
James: alright here it goes, oh wait/ NO MEMORY!!??
well this is awkward...
Bella: ya think?
James: Stupid camera!! HUMILIATING ME!! * throws it to the ground where it shatters* aw dammit..
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 10:24 am
by saphhie
DoNotFeartheDark wrote:Alright, i wuz watching da Twilight movie and at the part where James is videotaping Bella, a thought occured to me. what would have happpened if there wuz no more momory for it? cuz in da book he didn't say he borrowed it. but in da movie he did. he would be all like:
James: Perfect. very visually dynamic- oh wait- the lens cap is on..
Bella:
James: alright here it goes, oh wait/ NO MEMORY!!??
well this is awkward...
Bella: ya think?
James: Stupid camera!! HUMILIATING ME!! * throws it to the ground where it shatters* aw dammit..
omg its so early here. now my family is all why are you hysterical... wow nice job.
i do really hate itwhen the memeory goes out it totaly ruins the moment.
hmmm heres one
Edward: you know what bella. Jake's a better person for you. Take him instead.
Bella: Are you sure i love you though...
Jake: actualy edward i doj't love her you take her.
Edward: huh i don't love her you don't love her lets run off to Barabados and ditch her.
Bella: Fine i was just in it for the money anyays. really love Seth the best anyways
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 10:27 am
by DudeRocksTheTwilight
(Basically everything in Twilight Post It would never happen!)
Emmett: *crawling around* Meow meow meow! *claws at Jasper's legs*
Jasper *Kicks Emmett in the head* You're not a cat.
Emmett: Hiss!
Rosalie: Don't mess with my husband Jasper! *Judo-chops Jasper, he crumples to the ground.*
Emmett: *rubs his head against Rose's legs*
Rosalie: *goes down on all-fours and starts clawing at Emmett*
I thought it was funny...
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:22 am
by love_is_noise
that is acctually strangly funny.....not as good as your username though....i just lol everytime i read it
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:27 am
by DudeRocksTheTwilight
Thanks Jo.
Esme: I LOVE DESTROYING HOUSES.
Emmett: I love knitting!
Jasper: I love skipping through meadows.
Rose: I love helping others become beautiful and kissing Jacob.
Carlisle: I love hurting people!
Edward: I love punching Bella.
Bella: I love using common sense!
Alice: I love burning all my clothes.
I know, it's not funny.