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Again, i was laughing by the end of that...i think the funniest was deffinatly
edward: i love punching bella

wow, i really need to come up with some of my own...not just commenting on other.....
*thinks*

saphhie wrote:

DoNotFeartheDark wrote:Alright, i wuz watching da Twilight movie and at the part where James is videotaping Bella, a thought occured to me. what would have happpened if there wuz no more momory for it? cuz in da book he didn't say he borrowed it. but in da movie he did. he would be all like:

James: Perfect. very visually dynamic- oh wait- the lens cap is on..
Bella:
James: alright here it goes, oh wait/ NO MEMORY!!?? well this is awkward...
Bella: ya think?
James: Stupid camera!! HUMILIATING ME!! * throws it to the ground where it shatters* aw dammit..

omg its so early here. now my family is all why are you hysterical... wow nice job.
i do really hate itwhen the memeory goes out it totaly ruins the moment.

hmmm heres one
Edward: you know what bella. Jake's a better person for you. Take him instead.
Bella: Are you sure i love you though...
Jake: actualy edward i doj't love her you take her.
Edward: huh i don't love her you don't love her lets run off to Barabados and ditch her.
Bella: Fine i was just in it for the money anyays. really love Seth the best anyways

thanx SQUADALA!!

I totally was so hysterical at

edward: I love punching bella

that my dad is now looking at me funny

Oh wouldn't it be funny if Edward wuz singing ta Alice:

"Somebody told me
That you had boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
that i had in Feburary"

Alice:

^^

I know that song!!

I haven't done this for a while, but I wanted to put something out there. So, I decided to steal from myself and put up what I said in "Twilight Wrong Answer". This is Esme's reaction to finding out Edward is in love with Bella.

After making a grunt of disbelief, Esme threw her arms in the air as she grumbled, "A human, Edward? Really? Do the humans go out and fall in love with their food? No. They either eat it or hold rallies for its ethical treatment. Couldn't you have just thrown her a rally?"

^^
That is priceless!!!

omg i just tohught of this. okay so you know how alice and bella took the volvo the dya before bella and edward go to the medow.
that only leaves jaspe emmet and rosalie.
this is what i think they said in the car.

Rose: hey jasper you cna drive
J: Really thanks!!
R: hey monkey man get in the back with me
J: oh no no no ugh not this and i am alone ahh
E: awe rosie i love you!
*looks adoringly into each other s eyes and feels stuff*
J: ugh i can't take this feeling stop stop stop!!

*Edward, Emmett, and Jasper walk into a strip club) *WARNING RATED M FOR M-NESS.*
Edward: I need some a$$.
Emmett: Same here. I need a lap dance too.
Jasper: Why so you can get a boner?
Emmett: *ponders* Hmm..yea.
*Bella walks over*
Bella: What can I do for you 3?
Edward: Everything..HOLY SH!%! Bella..why are you here?
Bella: Uhh..this is my night job. *whispers* Don't say Bella, I go by Spicy around here.

Yea I'm an idiot that reads too many smutty fics.
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(Bella, Rosalie, and Alice walk into Hooters)
Rosalie: Hi we're here to sign up for an application to be a Hooters girl.
Manager: *Looks at Rosalie* You're good to go. *hands her tshirt and looks at Bella* Pretty face, but your bunnies are too small honey. Sorry. Same goes for you midget.

It's after the final battle and the Volturi and their witnesses leave. The Cullens and their witnesses' celebration slowly comes to an end.

Jacob: *clicks tongue* Soo ...
Edward: *scratches his head* Yeah.
Everyone looks around oddly at each other, mainly looking down at the ground.
Edward: So, uh ... *toes the dirt a little while focusing on a rock on the ground* about what I said...
Jacob: *shifts uncomfortable*
Edward: You know the part where I called you my brother?
Jacob: *clears his throat* Yeah...?
Edward: *folds his arms across his chest* And then the part where I called you my son?
Jacob: *nods slowly, still not looking at Edward* Yeah?
Edward: You see ... I thought I was going to die and all, and never see you again.
Jacob: *clears his throat again* Right.
Edward: Can we, uh, just forget I said that?
Jacob: Yeah, yeah. Totally forgotten.
Edward: *still not meeting Jacob's eyes, shoves his hand toward him* Good.
Jacob: *shakes Edward's hand quickly* Good.
Emmett: *'leans over to Rosalie* Awkward...

JenTheWriter wrote:It's after the final battle and the Volturi and their witnesses leave. The Cullens and their witnesses' celebration slowly comes to an end.

Jacob: *clicks tongue* Soo ...
Edward: *scratches his head* Yeah.
Everyone looks around oddly at each other, mainly looking down at the ground.
Edward: So, uh ... *toes the dirt a little while focusing on a rock on the ground* about what I said...
Jacob: *shifts uncomfortable*
Edward: You know the part where I called you my brother?
Jacob: *clears his throat* Yeah...?
Edward: *folds his arms across his chest* And then the part where I called you my son?
Jacob: *nods slowly, still not looking at Edward* Yeah?
Edward: You see ... I thought I was going to die and all, and never see you again.
Jacob: *clears his throat again* Right.
Edward: Can we, uh, just forget I said that?
Jacob: Yeah, yeah. Totally forgotten.
Edward: *still not meeting Jacob's eyes, shoves his hand toward him* Good.
Jacob: *shakes Edward's hand quickly* Good.
Emmett: *'leans over to Rosalie* Awkward...

I loved that part in the book. I wish this was part of it.

That was my favorite part too ... I actually cried a little. I thought it was beautiful and moving. But then I also thought about how people say stuff when they are about to die and what happens when they don't. lol And just hearing Emmett murmuring "awkward" after it all just makes me friggin laugh.