Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:11 am
Jen and Bri~ LOVED that! I was laughing like a hyena from that and Bri's post!
*Edward sitting in the cottage reading Interview with a Vampire*
Edward: And people say I'm a sad excuse of a vampire! Have people ever even read this book!?
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*Edward and Bella on their honeymoon*
Bella: *takes deep breath* Edward, I'm pregnant.
Edward:
...Oh wait. That really happened.
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Renee: Bella, Bella honey. You need to get up.
Bella: *tosses and turns in bed, still somewhat asleep* Edward....Edward. No don't leave me. You said we'd be-
Renee: Bella. *shakes Bella gently* Bella dear. Wake up.
Bella: Err...huh? What? Where am I? Why am I not in Forks with Charlie?
Renee: Oh. *laughs gently* honey, you leave today for Forks. You're in your room at home...in Phoenix. Who's Edward?
Bella: You... ...you mean it was a dream?
Renee: Yes, dear. You were sleeping.
Bella: Noooooo!!!!
-the next day-
Jessica: Have you heard about the Cullens?
Bella: No. Who are they?
Jessica: *explains who the Cullens are and points over to their table*
Bella: *looks over to their table* Oh.My.God. They're real...then that means...*whispers to self* I'm going to end up marrying a vampire and having his demon spawn.
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Bella: Edward, I'm leaving you.
Edward: wh-what...why!?
Bella: I'm leaving you to be with Robert Pattinson.
Edward: WHAT!?
Bella: Well, he looks just like you except he's human, has better hair, and he has a British accent.
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And....my brain died.
*Edward sitting in the cottage reading Interview with a Vampire*
Edward: And people say I'm a sad excuse of a vampire! Have people ever even read this book!?
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*Edward and Bella on their honeymoon*
Bella: *takes deep breath* Edward, I'm pregnant.
Edward:
...Oh wait. That really happened.
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Renee: Bella, Bella honey. You need to get up.
Bella: *tosses and turns in bed, still somewhat asleep* Edward....Edward. No don't leave me. You said we'd be-
Renee: Bella. *shakes Bella gently* Bella dear. Wake up.
Bella: Err...huh? What? Where am I? Why am I not in Forks with Charlie?
Renee: Oh. *laughs gently* honey, you leave today for Forks. You're in your room at home...in Phoenix. Who's Edward?
Bella: You... ...you mean it was a dream?
Renee: Yes, dear. You were sleeping.
Bella: Noooooo!!!!
-the next day-
Jessica: Have you heard about the Cullens?
Bella: No. Who are they?
Jessica: *explains who the Cullens are and points over to their table*
Bella: *looks over to their table* Oh.My.God. They're real...then that means...*whispers to self* I'm going to end up marrying a vampire and having his demon spawn.
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Bella: Edward, I'm leaving you.
Edward: wh-what...why!?
Bella: I'm leaving you to be with Robert Pattinson.
Edward: WHAT!?
Bella: Well, he looks just like you except he's human, has better hair, and he has a British accent.
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And....my brain died.