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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:13 am
by bodysnatcher
Bella: Edwardkins, why can't I ever remember our love making?
Edward: Because it always fades to black
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:24 pm
by debussygirl
Scene: Eclipse, in cafeteria
Bella walks to their table with a Sunny D. She goes to open it.
Edward: No Bella! Stop!
Bella stops: Why?
Alice: That's Sunny D.
Bella: So...?
Just then Angela approaches with her own Sunny D in hand.
Angela: Hey Bella, what was the English homework?
Bella is about to answer when Angela opens her bottle of Sunny D and Edward and Alice begin sparkling.
Angela:
Bella: Why are you guys sparkling like that? The sun's not even out!
Edward: Well, Angela did just release the power of the sun.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:39 pm
by DudeRocksTheTwilight
^Nice Jenna!
Edward: I love Esme!
Rosalie: I'm deciding between Carlisle and Emmett.
Bella: I've gone...to the other team.
Alice: Charlie's my man!
Jasper: Emo.
Emmett: I like Robert Pattinson!
Carlisle: I love Renee.
Esme: I love Renesmee.
Nessie: I'm putting myself up for adoption.
*Leaves. Walks back later. Sees Carlisle kissing Renee, Edward kissing Esme, Jasper killing himself, Alice kissing Charlie, Bella kissing Angela, Rose debating, and Emmett staring at a pic of Rob.*
Nessie: This is my AM (Adopted Mother)
AM: Hey.
Bella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:43 pm
by ringswraith
(Warning. Barely skirting PG-13 with this one. You have been warned.)
Bella (to Edward): (huffing and getting out of bed) I didn't realize they weren't kidding when they said you were the fastest. Ugh!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:45 pm
by Jasper<3
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:50 am
by ♥midnight_sun♥
ringswraith wrote:(Warning. Barely skirting PG-13 with this one. You have been warned.)
Bella (to Edward): (huffing and getting out of bed) I didn't realize they weren't kidding when they said you were the fastest. Ugh!
Bwahahahahahaha! Love it Rings!
Hilarious.
Bri~I didn't know you knew about FML.
reposting this one cuz I can't think of anything, but people told me this was funny...
During New Moon when Bella and Alice are in Italy...
Aro: Bella, would you like to stay here with us? You would be turned of course.
Bella: Yes!
Edward: Bella...but...why? (Edward looks like he should be crying)
Bella: I'm sorry, Edward, but the option of becoming a member of the guard is much better than spending eternity with you.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:05 pm
by JenTheWriter
lol these have been great! *puts on thinking cap*
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:36 pm
by cassis_rose
Jacob: *Left the plane and approaching the counters in the airport.*
Security personnel: "Please step aside, sir." "We suspect that you have contacted the H1N1 Flu (Swine flu) as the temperature screening shows that you currently have a high fever."
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:02 pm
by saphhie
^ playig off that one
*in airport gettting off plane*
Security: /excuse me sir your hands are freezing. I think we need to quarantine
you to check for diseases. We are also going to need to check your fingerprints
Carlisle: sorry i'm a doctor my hands are always that cold...
*thinks to him self later*
Carlisle; wow i am really lucky i'm a doctor
he never would have believed me when i said i had no fingerprints
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:29 am
by ilovetwilight
*all of the cullens are sitting in there living room* *Harry Potter, Ron and Hermoine magically appear out of no where*
Harry: What the hell? This isn't the Burrow!