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by **Jasper<3** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:55 am

DoNotFeartheDark wrote:Nessie: Pale white and black hair? *gasp* MICHAEL JACKSON!!! GET AWAAAAYY!!!

by **saphhie** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:02 pm

Rosalie: I'm throwing away all the mirrors in the huse.
I'm tired of looking at my reflection
Everbody else: :shock:

Alice: and you know what else? I'm throwing away
all my credit cards I'm tired of shopping

by **IloveAliceCullen<3** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:43 am

Edward: I hate myself.
Bella: Why?
Edward: For making you a vampire!
Bella: Why?
Edward: I want another child.

by **cascsiany** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:43 pm

Kind of a reversal of the one above.

Bella: I hate you.
Edward: Why?
Bella: You changed me.
Edward: Okay?
Bellla: I want more children.

by **ringswraith** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:01 pm

Speaking of children...

Renesmee: Mom! Dad! Guess what?
Edward (looks shocked)
Bella: What, honey?
Renesmee: I'm getting a puppy!
Edward (glares at Jacob)
Bella: A puppy? (frowns, then turns to glare at Jacob)
Jacob: (holds hands up) Not what you're thinking! Rachel got a dog, and she's having puppies... I mean, the dog is having puppies... And...

by **debussygirl** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:54 pm

^^

by **ilovetwilight** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:31 am

this isn't that good, but, i like it

*All of the Cullens are watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*

Alice: *sigh* Cedric is soo hot!
Rosalie: Totally

.
Bella: That Cho Chang is one lucky chick.
Edward: You know, some people say that I look like Cedric
*Alice Rosalie and Bella all turn and look at Edward*
Alice: I don't see it...
Rosalie: Who said you look like Cedric?
Bella: Well maybe if you... just... look the other way...

Edward: *grumbles and keeps watching the movie*

by **IloveAliceCullen<3** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:11 am

Okay I know one! (Love this topic)
It's dirty. Sorry. :lol:

-All Cullens are watching CNN news (staring to the tv) except from Alice.
Jasper is walking to Alice's room, because there are strange sounds and sighs through the door.
Alice: Come, come *sighs* come stupid dog *sighs*
Jasper*knocks*: Alice, WHAT the HECK are you DOING?
Edward *faces to Jasper*: It's just a dog, Jazz, don't worry.
All Cullens: :shock:

A dog? Weird sounds? :shock:

Jasper: I will kill that stupid Jacob-dog!
Edward: Jazz, chill bro, I said; just a dog in there.
Jasper *flips*: HOW CAN I RELAX WHEN MY ALICE IS IN THERE HAVING SEX WITH A DOG?
Edward *points towards the news*: I didn't said they were having sex. She loved Ashley Greene's Marlow, so she stole it and now she's learning it tricks.

by **DudeRocksTheTwilight** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:47 pm

Haha! ^^
Did someone PM a mod>

Website · by **sarah!** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:57 am

Rochelle!

i didn't ping a mod.

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