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Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:33 pm**

Because he cuts himself when shaving.

Why is Sam a big, black wolf?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:34 pm**

Yea!! i thought it wuz so funny so i put it heer

B cuz he's the wolf that ate red riding hoods granny

Why duz tyler like bella?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:14 pm**

Because she is Italian.

Where was Edward born?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:18 pm**

In the den of sin, mu ha ha.

Why is Jessica such a gossip?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:35 pm**

(Nice reference to my banner, hehe)

Why is Rosalie so mean?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:39 pm**

I LUV r banners! they make me laugh every time i see them!

B cuz Rosalie iz in LUUUUVVV wit Edward

Why does Jacob like Nessie?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:43 pm**

Because he thinks she has the bestest aunt ever!

Why do the Cullens have golden eyes?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:46 pm**

B cuz their super awesome like dat

What was Jasper before he was turned into a Vampire?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:51 pm**

A mime who volunteered at a blood bank.

Who had a crush on Bella?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:52 pm**

Carlisle!

What is Emmett's favorite movie?

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