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Yes! Thanks be to Mafia threadness!
Good little people who waited for me to post! I applaude thee!

Hey everyone! This is the Twilight Mafia.
*sweeps arm to show off our most awesome and totally wicked house*
These are the members:

Co-Bosses
dandyvampgirl_13: Lidia Tagliano- the sex. Haha.(crème frap, hot chocolate, liquid awesome)
Edward's_Stalker: Nina Giamatti (mochas, frapps, hot chocolate) (WHO HATH RETURNED!)

Peeps:
Waffle of Doom: Angry Little Sabina -spy, kidnapper, head party planner, explosives expert, Underboss (in charge when ever the Bosses aren't around), Official Doom-Stick Punisher of Those Who Break Rule #1
Artemis Cullen: Medea Ariadne Artemis DeMarchi- Consigliore, Assassin, Welcoming Committee, spy, Mafia Sorceress
Spencer- The Frapp Boy (now a vampire, as of the new thread, still adorable)
*Aro's_girl*: Monica
Sethismine: Rosa Costanza
xXBeSafeXx: Motor Mouth Alice- spy/stalker
Layla_Hale: Smooth Alesio Tagliano - spy/stalker/kidnapper and Mafia iPod
YouAreMyLifeNow- Sarina Santoro
Vurktoid: Vurktoid- #1 Disaster Maker/Assassin/Poohead
Frankie: The Donut boy (human no longer, thanks to Vurk, very sexy)
LadyViolet: Rea DiMarco, assassin, Supplier of Vampenguins, on Lex leave until June (Saddest day of the Mafia when she left... we all went emo....)
threethings: Rita The Fixer, Stalker, Assistant party planner, running from Volturi
Mrs.TeddyBear: Sly Gabby Tagliano, Stalker
copper curls: Petty Crime "Chessie" Francesca
sachael: Knife Lana
justdeal: Chaos, resident troublemaker.
nightrunner: Valentina Ricci
who_needs_fangs?: Veronica Ricci (O.o are these two^ related?) Power stealer
Winged Wolf Fang: Ab, is apparently a Dragon Rider
ihadanEdwardRush: Gabriella "Ella" Rosa Delucci
allieb: Sheila Delucci, Clara's Official Wardrober
imwiththewolf23: Clara "Al Capone" Romano, the Mafia Werewolf who surprisingly smells good.
jacobblacklover96: Marta Santorini
Chase_theicecreamboy: Chase, The Ice Cream Boy. Fairly obvious. (human, makes ice cream, owned by Alesio)
edwardlikeshaystacks: Queenie Delrosa, Fur Nobili power thief, thinks she's an UnderUnderBoss....
best_beating_heart: Maria Dina Corozzo
DunnerHeartsTwilight: No Brainer Cosimo, who can't talk English.
-Jasper: Arina Moonshine
ringswraith: Giovanni Bonmarito, has returned!
abunai.rikuro: Rin (made of win.) (hey, that rhymes!)
WhenTheSunGoesDown: Elisa Russo
Jigger- Angelo Costa
I feel that I'm missing people... PM Myself or Nina if you're not on the list!

And if you'd like to join...
First, get your name- Name Generator for de NOOBISH: Mafia Name Generator
Then fill out this form-
Name:
Job: Assassin, Stalker, Spy, Person (there are special jobs available, if you can think of them!)
Pet: (please restrict it to 3, and no picking on other people's pets, or I'll feed you to my llama)
Car:
Weapons:
Room: There are 13 floors, but (officially) the first is taken up by the kitchen and game room, where we all congregate, the 12th is the libraries and sound rooms, and the 13th are mine and Nina's rooms. Mostly every other floor has plenty of space availble (peoples rooms do NOT need to take up an entire freaking floor!)
Then PM the above form to myself (dandyvampgirl_13) so I can add you to the list, and Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) so she can add you to the website.

Whack List:
Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus (I’m aware that this is the same person as above but now we have an excuse to whack her twice)
THE JOBROS! (Haha, just kidding Rita.)
Michael Crapon
Vanessa Hudgens
The Hacker *taken care of*
The Leaker *taken care of*
Stupid people who reported Sabina's awesome Frankie and Spencer shirts (We need a Chase one!)
*if anyone has someone to add to the Whack List, PM me and I’ll put them up*

New Addition! Le Rulez! 3 of them!
1. 4 line minimum! Must be relevant, no txt/unneeded caps, edited to reflect others posts, non -redundant! It saves space, so we don't blow through the thread so fast. I happen to like not being killed by the Mods.
2. No fighting among the familia. People who do fight will be sentenced to stick their noses in the corner until I see fit. More fighting means tushie kicking.
3. When we start a new thread, DO NOT POST UNTIL MYSELF OR NINA POSTS THIS POST!
4. Thou art not allowed to pursue, have an affair with, or otherwise destroy a Cullen's already existing relationship. WE STICK TO CANON!
Disobeyment of any rule will result in being whacked most severely with the Doomstick, wielded by Sabina or myself.

And if ya'll are confuzed upon seeing our complete weirdness, I suggest to you this brilliant site, made by our very own Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) who has taken it upon herself to summarize what happens each day in the lives of the familia. Life With Da Familia Blog. Believe me, its very helpful. Now you don't have to read the 20 new pages that occur every time you leave the computer.

Also, we now have a Mafia retreat! At the end of the 7th thread, we decided to invade Cananada, to bide our time until we gained a new thread. The retreat is located in Whistler, where the 2010 Olympics will be located. Course, the retreat is for emergencies only (being confined to the corner, waiting for a new thread, ect...), and we leave it alone for the Canadians whilst we have our own thread. But, enjoy! There's lots of moosen!

MESSAGE TO ANYONE READING THIS! : feel free to join.

*revels in the shiny new shininess that is this thread*
Yes! The new thread is free to be posted on, and I iz first! Let's see how long we can make this one last, considering we'll be going to 200 now. Now I must tell Gabby she can resist the temptation. Maybe you should fix the bit that says we invade Canadia, since we obviously don't want to burn that thread up. So the four line rule is back in effect now... it feels weird. I'm off to drink some yummy serial killer, as I can't have solid food. Damn wisdom tooth.
Edit: So who is the UnderUnderBoss? No problem, Rita, hint-hint No bothering the Boss, got it.

Hmm, so that's what the first post says now? "I'm running from the Volturi?"
Maybe I'm not running, I'm playing tag? Ever thought of that? I just like to be difficult.

Thanks for letting us know, Naureen.

-4th line-

*looks around*
Well, okay, you people go ahead an post...
I'm gunna be kinda busy for a couple minutes...
*flings her self upon the computer*
WOOHOO FALL OUT BOY TRAIL!!!!
*glues herself to screen*
Don't bug me or I'll eat chu.

I just read this rule:


4. Thou art not allowed to pursue, have an affair with, or otherwise destroy a Cullen's already existing relationship. WE STICK TO CANON!


Why not? Why not?

^Ha, go see the HG thread.

WOOO! HOME SWEET HOME!!!


Josh: *still angry and mumbling*
Me: Josh im not gonna sleep with Aliphie already! stop being angry!
Josh: ....your not?
Me: ughhh...*faceplam* men..oof!!! *being squeezed by josh* ....crushing...bones....crushing....

Ahh FINALLY! Thread #11.
Aaron: *sniff* Ahhh new thread smell. And it's so vampylike.
Me: . Clara Beara did you read what I found out in the Florida thread, page 14? Josh ill be very excited and happy.

(Queenie apparates back into mansion, taking a whiff.)

Ah, the smell of a new thread...hey! I don't think I'm the underunderboss! I'm just the blogger lacky, that's all.

Rita, the rule was recently enforced after Cosimo revealed that he was having an affair with Alice.

I know! thats exactly what i told Josh!!! *oh the sweet sound of Caius's screams*


i hate him.

Josh: glad thats over.
Me: men always worry over nothing! im not sexist, but come on.
Josh;.......is this the part where i just agree with you cuz otherwise you'll argue with me/
Me: yes.