Twilight Mafia XIII

[Nena]

Welcome to the Twilight Mafia thread #13

Anyone wondering what the heck is going on might want to check out the original thread here.

This thread was granted permission to reach 200 pages, after that please pm a mod.

[BellsEdwardalways]

*wanders in*

Hi! I am Daniella Russo here.
*looks around*
Hmm...no one here yet today.
*goes to her room*

[dandyvampgirl_13]

^^We can't smack you, beacuse your a n00b and didn't know the rules.
But the rules are, for future reference... WAIT TILL I POST! Then you may post.

Hey everyone! This is the Twilight Mafia.
*sweeps arm to show off our most awesome and totally wicked house*
These are the members:

Co-Bosses
dandyvampgirl_13: Lidia Tagliano- the sex. Haha.(crème frap, hot chocolate, liquid awesome) Grammatical Good Guy!
Edward's_Stalker: Nina Giamatti (mochas, frapps, hot chocolate) Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!

Peeps:
Waffle of Doom: Angry Little Sabina -spy, kidnapper, head party planner, explosives expert, Underboss (in charge when ever the Bosses aren't around), Official Doom-Stick Punisher of Those Who Break Rule #1, Grammatical Good Guy!
Artemis Cullen: Medea Ariadne Artemis DeMarchi- Consigliore, Assassin, Welcoming Committee, spy, Mafia Sorceress, Grammatical Good Guy!
Spencer- The Frapp Boy (now a vampire, as of the new thread, still adorable) Grammatical Good Guy!
*Aro's_girl*: Monica, Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
Sethismine: Rosa Costanza, Grammatically Correct Civilian
xXBeSafeXx: Motor Mouth Alice- spy/stalker, Grammatical Good Guy!
Layla_Hale: Smooth Alesio Tagliano - spy/stalker/kidnapper and Mafia iPod, Grammatically Correct Civilian
YouAreMyLifeNow- Sarina Santoro, Grammatically Correct Civilian
Vurktoid: Vurktoid- #1 Disaster Maker/Assassin/Poohead, Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
Frankie: The Donut boy (human no longer, thanks to Vurk, very sexy) Grammatical Good Guy!
LadyViolet: Rea DiMarco, assassin, Supplier of Vampenguins, on Lex leave until June (Saddest day of the Mafia when she left... we all went emo....) Grammatical Good Guy!
threethings: Rita The Fixer, Stalker, Assistant party planner, Grammatically Correct Civilian
Mrs.TeddyBear: Sly Gabby Tagliano, Stalker, Grammatically Correct Civilian
copper curls: Petty Crime "Chessie" Francesca
sachael: Knife Lana
justdeal: Chaos, resident troublemaker. Grammatical Good Guy!
nightrunner: Valentina Ricci,
who_needs_fangs?: Veronica Ricci (O.o are these two^ related?) Power stealer, Grammatically Correct Civilian
Winged Wolf Fang: Ab, is apparently a Dragon Rider, Super-NonGrammatically Correct Villan!
ihadanEdwardRush: Gabriella "Ella" Rosa Delucci
allieb: Sheila Delucci, Clara's Official Wardrober,
imwiththewolf23: Clara "Al Capone" Romano, the Mafia Werewolf who surprisingly smells good. Hyper Active Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
jacobblacklover96: Marta Santorini
Chase_theicecreamboy: Chase, The Ice Cream Boy. Fairly obvious. (human, makes ice cream, owned by Alesio) Grammatically Correct Civilian
edwardlikeshaystacks: Queenie Delrosa, Fur Nobili power thief, Grammatical Good Guy!
best_beating_heart: Maria Dina Corozzo, Grammatically Correct Civilian
DunnerHeartsTwilight: No Brainer Cosimo, who can't talk English. He is the Big Bad Dude Person of Non-Grammar!
-Jasper: Arina Moonshine, Grammatically Correct Civilian
ringswraith: Giovanni Bonmarito, handsome/buff Italian painter, writes extremely well (seriously, go check out his fanfic. It rocks!) Grammatical Superhero!
abunai.rikuro: Rin, Grammatically Correct Civilian
WhenTheSunGoesDown: Elisa Russo, Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
Jigger- Angelo Costa
roo-roo91: Scarlett Nighttrain. Assassin. Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
Cullenclan4ever: Fianda Love Rizzo
DramaPrincezz013: Eva DiMarco
futurevampire: Natalia Gravano
Mrs. Jasper Hale: Roxanna (Roxy) Bengaza, Grammatical Good Guy!
D.Veniki: Lucian, Rin's brother
BellsEdwardalways: Daniella Russo
sarah!: Angela Delucci
I feel that I'm missing people... PM Myself or Nina if you're not on the list!

And if you'd like to join...
First, get your name- Name Generator for de NOOBISH: Mafia Name Generator
Then fill out this form-
Name:
Job: Assassin, Stalker, Spy, Person (there are special jobs available, if you can think of them!)
Pet: (please restrict it to 3, and no picking on other people's pets, or I'll feed you to my llama)
Car:
Weapons:
Room: There are 13 floors, but (officially) the first is taken up by the kitchen and game room, where we all congregate, the 12th is the libraries and sound rooms, and the 13th are mine and Nina's rooms. Mostly every other floor has plenty of space available (peoples rooms do NOT need to take up an entire freaking floor!)
Then PM the above form to myself (dandyvampgirl_13) so I can add you to the list, and Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) so she can add you to the website.

Whack List:
Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus (I’m aware that this is the same person as above but now we have an excuse to whack her twice)
THE JOBROS! (Haha, just kidding Rita.)
Michael Crapon
Vanessa Hudgens
Zac Effron and his Romeo clone
The Hacker *taken care of*
The Leaker *taken care of*
Stupid people who reported Sabina's awesome Frankie and Spencer shirts (We need a Chase one!)
*if anyone has someone to add to the Whack List, PM me and I’ll put them up*

New Addition! Le Rulez! 3 of them!
1. 4 line minimum! Must be relevant, no txt/un needed caps, edited to reflect others posts, non -redundant! It saves space, so we don't blow through the thread so fast. I happen to like not being killed by the Mods.
2. No fighting among the familia. People who do fight will be sentenced to stick their noses in the corner until I see fit. More fighting means tushie kicking.
3. When we start a new thread, DO NOT POST UNTIL MYSELF OR NINA POSTS THIS POST!
4. Thou art not allowed to pursue, have an affair with, or otherwise destroy a Cullen's already existing relationship. WE STICK TO CANON!
Disobeyment of any rule will result in being whacked most severely with the Doomstick, wielded by Sabina or myself.

And if ya'll are confuzed upon seeing our complete weirdness, I suggest to you this brilliant site, made by our very own Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) who has taken it upon herself to summarize what happens each day in the lives of the familia. Life With Da Familia Blog. Believe me, its very helpful. Now you don't have to read the 20 new pages that occur every time you leave the computer.

Also, we now have a Mafia retreat! At the end of the 7th thread, we decided to invade Canada. After the 10th thread, we invaded Florida. Now we have laid claim to Ireland, or The Shire, and we are hosted there by very genourous friend's of Queenie's. Course, the retreat is for emergencies only (being confined to the corner, waiting for a new thread, ect...), and we leave it alone for the Hobbits whilst we have our own thread. But, enjoy!

MESSAGE TO ANYONE READING THIS! : feel free to join.

[futurevampire]

*cough* What about me??
You forgot me.
I don't exist...it's not a good feeling.
Sorry I've been busy the past couple days..

[justdeal]

*walks in door, looking overly excited, holding the adorable beyond belief Kylan*
Hello Familia!!! Look whos here!!! Kylan!!!
*practicly bouncing up and down with excitment*
Isnt he freakin adorable?!

[dandyvampgirl_13]

Hey Nat. *waves* And Chaos *waves again*
Sorry, I had to punish the NEW n00b for breakin' the law!
Don't break the law, new n00b named Daniella! Or I'll let Chaos eat you! Oh, and I'm Lidia, the Co-Boss. That's why I can yell at you.

Now, what to do... OH! The party's tomorrow. We should make decorations. Since its a costume party, I'm thinking... well, I don't know what I'm thinking. I've been watching too much Romeo and Juilet lately. Any ideas?

Hey, Kylan! Awwwwww, he's so fricken cute! Can I hold him? How old is he...? Aw, and he has good hair too! *nods* I approve.
But no more babies, for now. I think two is enough, any more, and the mansion will explode from over-exposure to cuteness!

[futurevampire]

..*I'm not on the list in the supposed-to-be-first-post* *crying*
Oops...I still don't have a costume..I shall wear...a black skirt..and..black heels..and some kind of tight black tank top thing...I have a shirt with long sleeves that have long slits and are only held together at the elbow..like that.
How shall I do my hair...

[justdeal]

I know, isnt he?
Maybe you can hold him in a bit, he's really tired right now.
*Kylan yawns as if to prove the point*
He ages around the same rate that Jamie does, so he's about one and a half.
*takes Kylan upstairs to his already prepared room*

[imwiththewolf23]

woot! first page!!!!!!

clara is here!!!!

hey, chaos, did you get your vampkid yet?

i wanna see him/her and spoil him/her with gifts from his/her auntie clara!!!

[justdeal]

*comes back downstairs eating ramen*
Yeah, Kylan is here, Amae and I picked him up this morning. He's asleep right now.
And no over spoiling!