Twilight Lexicon Discussion Forums

by **cassis_rose** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:21 am

Father and son.

Who is Jacob to Bella?

by **DudeRocksTheTwilight** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:36 am

Orlando Bloom.

Who is Jessica to Mike?

by **cassis_rose** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:24 am

Mike is her puppy.

Who is Jasper to Emmett?

by **DudeRocksTheTwilight** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:26 pm

His refrigerator.

Who is Kate to Garrett?

by **Oh Rosalie!** » Mon May 25, 2009 4:47 am

his ran-away pet

why is rose so beautiful?

by **cassis_rose** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:26 am

Because she uses Botox.

Why don't vampires go out into the sunlight?

by **DudeRocksTheTwilight** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:29 am

Because they will grow fins.

What is Bella to Mike?

by **Jasper<3** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:33 am

An ugly slug of a friend.

Why did Bella move to Forks?

by **DudeRocksTheTwilight** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:39 am

Because she was hiding from Freddy Kruger.

Why does Renee love Phil?

by **Jasper<3** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:41 am

She doesn't, she only liked him for his mad juggling skillz.

Why did Charlie and Renee get a divorce?

Twilight wrong answer!