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Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:20 am
by Renesmee_Bella
Nessie,

Sure, honey, I'll go write
one, just for you.
I hope you'll love it!
Oh, and a chill pill
is what Uncle Emmett
takes to keep him stupid.
You don't want that,
do you? No, I didn't
think so. I'll go write you a
song if you promise to not
listen to Uncle Emmett, ok?

Love,
Daddy
XOXO
_________________________________
Emmett,

stop giving my child
bad ideas.

Your bro,
Edward

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:35 am
by saphhie
Eddie,

Whatever do you mean
*maniacal laughter*

Emmett

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:35 pm
by Renesmee_Bella
Emmett,

Oh, I think you know
exactly, what I mean.
:twisted: You don't want
me to tell Bella now,
do you?

Eddie

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:45 pm
by LionandLamb123
Edward,

..Er, go ahead.
I'm not afraid of her.
*nervous laugh*
Bring it on.

Emmett

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:13 pm
by Renesmee_Bella
Emmett,

You asked for it.

Edward
It was nice knowing you!
_______________________________________
Emmett,

Emmett, meet me outside,
by the river?

Bella

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:24 am
by Oh Rosalie!
Emmett,

*slaps emmett and crumples emmett's shirt*
Listen here buddy,
i didn't let my stomach ripped off just to see
my daughter maniacally following you
if you want to do that, go and make your own child
if you can
*releases emmett*
nice talking to you

Bella

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:40 am
by Renesmee_Bella
Bella,

*whimpers and raises hands in surrender*
Okay, okay, I'm sorry!
I won't do it again, I promise!
*nervous laugh*
ROSE!

Emmett

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:22 am
by LionandLamb123
Emmett,

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Would you like some ice for that burn?!

Edward

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:10 pm
by saphhie
Edward,

Says the guy who made
his wife fight his
battles for him

Emmett

Re: Twilight Post-it No. 5

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:41 pm
by twi-nerd
Uncle Emmet,
I can't hear anything you say anymore.
I'm sorry.
Nessie
P.S. Aunt Rose, if you're reading this please tell uncle Emmet that
he can't try to make me dumb anymore.