Twilight Mafia XIV

[Nena]

Welcome to the Twilight Mafia thread #14

Anyone wondering what the heck is going on might want to check out the original thread here.

This thread was granted permission to reach 200 pages, after that please pm a mod.

[dandyvampgirl_13]

FINALLY!
Thanks be to Nena. And thanks for waiting.
Here's the official first post, I'll edit it later. HAPPY POSTING! (No bringing back the leprechauns!)

Hey everyone! This is the Twilight Mafia.
*sweeps arm to show off our most awesome and totally wicked house*
These are the members:

Co-Bosses
dandyvampgirl_13: Lidia Tagliano- the sex. Haha.(crème frap, hot chocolate, liquid awesome) Grammatical Good Guy!
Edward's_Stalker: Nina Giamatti (mochas, frapps, hot chocolate) Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villain!

Peeps:
Waffle of Doom: Angry Little Sabina -UnderBoss, currently on leave.
Artemis Cullen: Medea Ariadne Artemis DeMarchi- Consigliore, Assassin, Welcoming Committee, spy, Mafia Sorceress, Grammatical Good Guy!
Spencer- The Frapp Boy (now a vampire, as of the new thread, still adorable) Grammatical Good Guy!
*Aro's_girl*: Monica, Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
Sethismine: Rosa Costanza, Grammatically Correct Civilian
xXBeSafeXx: Motor Mouth Alice- spy/stalker, Grammatical Good Guy!
Layla_Hale: Smooth Alesio Tagliano - spy/stalker/kidnapper and Mafia iPod, Grammatically Correct Civilian
YouAreMyLifeNow- Sarina Santoro, Grammatically Correct Civilian
Vurktoid: Vurktoid- #1 Disaster Maker/Assassin/Poohead, Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
Frankie: The Donut boy (human no longer, thanks to Vurk, very sexy) Grammatical Good Guy!
LadyViolet: Rea DiMarco, assassin, Supplier of Vampenguins, on Lex leave until June (Saddest day of the Mafia when she left... we all went emo....) Grammatical Good Guy!
threethings: Rita The Fixer, Stalker, Official Party Planner Person, Grammatically Correct Civilian
Mrs.TeddyBear: Sly Gabby Tagliano, Stalker, Grammatically Correct Civilian
copper curls: Petty Crime "Chessie" Francesca
sachael: Knife Lana
justdeal: Chaos, resident troublemaker. Grammatical Good Guy!
nightrunner: Valentina Ricci,
who_needs_fangs?: Veronica Ricci (O.o are these two^ related?) Power stealer, Grammatically Correct Civilian
Winged Wolf Fang: Ab, is apparently a Dragon Rider, Super-NonGrammatically Correct Villan!
ihadanEdwardRush: Gabriella "Ella" Rosa Delucci
allieb: Sheila Delucci, Clara's Official Wardrober,
imwiththewolf23: Clara "Al Capone" Romano, the Mafia Werewolf who surprisingly smells good. Hyper Active Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
jacobblacklover96: Marta Santorini
Chase_theicecreamboy: Chase, The Ice Cream Boy. Fairly obvious. (human, makes ice cream, owned by Alesio) Grammatically Correct Civilian
edwardlikeshaystacks: Queenie Delrosa, Fur Nobili power thief, UnderUnderBoss Grammatical Good Guy!
best_beating_heart: Maria Dina Corozzo, Grammatically Correct Civilian
DunnerHeartsTwilight: No Brainer Cosimo, who can't talk English. He is the Big Bad Dude Person of Non-Grammar!
-Jasper: Arina Moonshine, Grammatically Correct Civilian
ringswraith: Giovanni Bonmarito, handsome/buff Italian painter, writes extremely well (seriously, go check out his fanfic. It rocks!) Grammatical Superhero! UnderUnderBoss
abunai.rikuro: Rin, Grammatically Correct Civilian
WhenTheSunGoesDown: Elisa Russo, Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
Jigger- Angelo Costa
roo-roo91: Scarlett Nighttrain. Assassin. Anti-Grammatical Not-So-Evil Villan!
Cullenclan4ever: Fianda Love Rizzo
DramaPrincezz013: Eva DiMarco
futurevampire: Natalia Gravano
Mrs. Jasper Hale: Roxanna (Roxy) Bengaza, Grammatical Good Guy!
D.Veniki: Lucian
BellsEdwardalways: Daniella Russo
sarah!: Angela Delucci
Ractor: Gino Dartino
skylarblue: Candi Santorini
Specto: Jin De Sanctis
DudeRocksTheTwilight: Al Pucinni
edwardsblossom: Luminosità Della Fiamma
I feel that I'm missing people... PM Myself or Nina if you're not on the list!

And if you'd like to join...
First, get your name- Name Generator for de NOOBISH: Mafia Name Generator
Then fill out this form-
Name:
Job: Assassin, Stalker, Spy, Person (there are special jobs available, if you can think of them!)
Pet: (please restrict it to 3, and no picking on other people's pets, or I'll feed you to my llama)
Car:
Weapons:
Room: There are 13 floors, but (officially) the first is taken up by the kitchen and game room, where we all congregate, the 12th is the libraries and sound rooms, and the 13th are mine and Nina's rooms. Mostly every other floor has plenty of space available (peoples rooms do NOT need to take up an entire freaking floor!)
Then PM the above form to myself (dandyvampgirl_13) so I can add you to the list, and Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) so she can add you to the website.

Whack List:
Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus (I’m aware that this is the same person as above but now we have an excuse to whack her twice)
THE JOBROS! (Haha, just kidding Rita.)
Michael Crapon
Vanessa Hudgens
Zac Effron and his Romeo clone
The Hacker *taken care of*
The Leaker *taken care of*
Stupid people who reported Sabina's awesome Frankie and Spencer shirts (We need a Chase one!)
*if anyone has someone to add to the Whack List, PM me and I’ll put them up*

New Addition! Le Rulez! 3 of them!
1. 4 line minimum! Must be relevant, no txt/un needed caps, edited to reflect others posts, non -redundant! It saves space, so we don't blow through the thread so fast. I happen to like not being killed by the Mods.
2. No fighting among the familia. People who do fight will be sentenced to stick their noses in the corner until I see fit. More fighting means tushie kicking.
3. When we start a new thread, DO NOT POST UNTIL MYSELF OR NINA POSTS THIS POST!
4. Thou art not allowed to pursue, have an affair with, or otherwise destroy a Cullen's already existing relationship. WE STICK TO CANON!
Disobeyment of any rule will result in being whacked most severely with the Doomstick, wielded by Sabina or myself.

And if ya'll are confuzed upon seeing our complete weirdness, I suggest to you this brilliant site, made by our very own Sabina (Waffle Of Doom) who has taken it upon herself to summarize what happens each day in the lives of the familia. Life With Da Familia Blog. Believe me, its very helpful. Now you don't have to read the 20 new pages that occur every time you leave the computer.

Also, we now have a Mafia retreat! At the end of the 7th thread, we decided to invade Canada. After the 10th thread, we invaded Florida. Now we have laid claim to Ireland, or The Shire, and we are hosted there by very genourous friend's of Queenie's. Course, the retreat is for emergencies only (being confined to the corner, waiting for a new thread, ect...), and we leave it alone for the Hobbits whilst we have our own thread. But, enjoy!

MESSAGE TO ANYONE READING THIS! : feel free to join.

[DunnerheartsTwilight]

Back home at last yay!
Too bad no leprecons came back with us!
Jamie: I woved those lil guys!
Me: I know you did bud.

[roo-roo91]

Scarlett looked around the mansion.
"YEA! We're home!" She screamed.
WAR rolled his eyes.
"Babe, I love ya, but you are so weird sometimes." He said.

[-Jasper]

Home at last!
Ireland was good ... but the mansion is better.
*Arina runs up to her room and brings out her cow*
I'm being a bad pet owner ...

[Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3]

Hello all. I'm still here until the end of Clara's wedding. Where is she by the way? Me and her need to discuss planning! I'm so happy for her.
Aaron: Remember our wedding day Nic? *looks around* And all of you were there. Well except you and War Scarlett.
Me: Yes I do. Why wouldn't I? *kiss*

[roo-roo91]

"Hey Ariana!" Scarlett said waving wildly at Ariana.
WAR sighed.
"My your an over enthusiastic one today aren't you?" He said sarcastically.
Scarlett hit him on the arm.

[-Jasper]

Hi Nic, hi Scarlett!

I remember your wedding day, Nic ... I couldn't see the actual cermony, but I still dressed up

*Arina takes cow outside*
I've been neglecting her.

[roo-roo91]

"Oh I love cows!" Scarlett said.
She squealed.
WAR laughed. "A pet cow.. I don't think I know anyone really with a pet cow." He said.
Scarlett looked around. "Hi Nic!" She screamed once again, waving wildly at Nic.

[Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3]

Hey Scarlett! Hey Arina! Hey War. War, did she feed too much today? Or feed on a hyper human?
War: Both.
Thanks for the info.
Allison: *tugs on Nic's pants* Mommy. I'm hungwyyyyyyyy.
Me: Alright sweetie. Aaron, human food or can we go hunting? PLEASEE?
Aaron: *sigh* FIne you got me. Go hunting, you're too irresistable when you beg.