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Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:51 pm
by nightrunner
10

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:53 pm
by who_needs_fangs?
10! I love the Simpsons.

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."
-Homer Simpson

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:57 pm
by nightrunner
10

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:57 pm
by -Jasper
10

"Don't drop cigarettes on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer" - a sign outside a pub.

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:43 pm
by readmymind
9

Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul Revere had 16 children?
Paul Lynde: From ONE midnight ride?!

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:54 am
by -Jasper
9

One photo out of focus is a mistake, ten photo out of focus are an experimentation, one hundred photo out of focus are a style. ~Author Unknown

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:01 am
by A.H
8

Joey: Who knows what I might say this time
Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say!
- Friends.

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:18 am
by -Jasper
10, I love friends!


Chandler: I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words ,didn't I?

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:53 am
by A.H
10! Same.

Chandler: Look, I just think it's time for you to settle down, you know? Make a choice, pick a lane!
Joey: Who's Elaine?

Re: Rate the quote IV

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:09 am
by -Jasper
10

Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.