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Phoebe: We didn't do any of the romantic things I'd planned, like having a picnic at Central Park, and, you know, coffee at Central Perk… Oh! I just got that!

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Sookie: Jackson, the contest-
Jackson: To hell with the contest! I'm quitting the contest! That is, if it's okay with Lorelai, or Luke, or that strange man in the corner whom I've never met. Excuse me, strange man in the corner, is it okay if I quit this contest?!

[gilmore girls]

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Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.

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When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him

9

Typos are the inventions of new words, not mistakes.

10!

You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything- The Script.

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The ribbon my wrist says please don't open me for christmas - FOB

I may not have the softest touch. I may not say the words as such. And though I may not look like much, I'm yours.
And though my edges may be rough. And never feel I'm quite enough. It may not seem like very much but I'm yours.
-The Script

9

What not to say to a cop:

Are You Andy or Barney?

6, just because I don't get it.

"[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding]
Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce."