Adult thread -- Rob's halfway house

[JulieM]

Hey Everyone! Today was busier than I thought it would be. I am just now getting a chance to get on here. I did finally get my own computer back though. My hubby is glad I don't have to use his anymore. Anyway...

Happy Birthday Edward!!!

Julie(Jazz)-I have never heard of those kinds of beer before. I obviously need to broaden my horizons and try some of those beers instead of just plain old Bud Light.

Oh and you have to see "The Hangover." I've seen it twice and it is frickin hilarious!!! (Rob, plug your ears.) Bradley Cooper is a hottie. But, seriously, if you like lewd comedy, this is for you. You will laugh from the beginning to the end.

Trine-My hubby came to see Twilight with me and he said he would go to New Moon. I know he would never admit it, but I do think he kinda likes Twilight, even though he gives me such crap about it. When I watch it, he will come upstairs and watch it for a little bit. Ditto on shirtless Rob!

Laura-by the time you read this, you will be home. I hope you had a great time!!

But one thing I did remember was someone (forgot who) posted a pic of Rob and Emilie kissing on set and I have to agree - it was VERY weird to see him with someone besides KStew. I dunno why it's so weird to me, since I've seen him kiss other people in movies before. Maybe because they were pictures? And you couldn't really tell it was for a movie? I dunno. But it just felt... WRONG. And yes, I realize that makes me sound like a freak/dork/obsessive fan.

Mandy-*Raises Hand* That was me! I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this when i saw the pictures. And it's all over the tabloids, "Rob is crushing on Emilie." Puke!

Jadey-Thanks for the iPod link. I'm am going to download it now.

funkidiva-If you haven't watched Twilight with the Commentary, I highly suggest you do that. It's really fun to hear Kristen and Rob talk. Some people don't like Catherine, but she doesn't bother me that much. But, you should watch it.

Ashley-I have shopped at Maurice's before. Sometimes I like their clothes and other times I don't. Plaid is cute though.

[Jazz Girl]

Kristiner~ Thanks so much, Sweets! I have finished perusing the RobCrack from the last few days/dozen pages or so. Thank you.

Love you all for all of your contributions...

I am honestly a fan of the Stella Artois. One of a few things Rob and I have in common... But, Blue Moon is quite the lovely as well.

So, I was at a salon the other day. I noticed the Hottest Bachelors' issue of People magazine,,,you know the one where Chace Crawford was supposedly called hotter than Rob (WHATEVS!!!). So, I pick it up and peruse. The young ladies behind the corner notice and inquire. I of course educate them about the hottness that is Rob. They both look at me kind of funny and one girl says, "Oh the Twilight Guy. I dont' know, he's kind of creepy looking in that movie." After I did some deep breathing to enhance my calm, I pull out my April GQ (thank gods for that wonderful magazine). I flip it open to this bit of loveliness. And, oh the looks on their faces!! Two more converts.

And, as my parting gift...
RobKnees, RobHands, and RobGrin Why do pictures of that man in shorts make me just giggle.

[♥midnight_sun♥]

JulieM~Ya, I sometimes like there clothes and other times its all bright yellows and pinks and preppy and just plain ewwww! So whenever they have more of the what I like to call KStew-esque clothes I buy a lot of stuff so when they go back to having the junk I hate I still have clothes.

...And it's all over the tabloids, "Rob is crushing on Emilie." Puke!

OMG! That reminds me of today when I went to Wal*Mart and while I was waiting in line at the register I looked at the tabloid covers and there were all these things about Rob and Emilie or 'Rob and his women' so I sighed, shook my head, and by accident I said aloud (I thought that I just thunk it), 'Why do people have to be all over him like that? He's just a normal person who happens to be payed more than the average person to act like someone else in front of a camera?' (yeah, I know thats an understatement for Rob, but thats what an actor does) And although I apparently mumbled it this little old lady behind me heard and tapped me on the shoulder so I turned around and she said 'You really like him don't you?' so of course I answered yes and she then told me it was nice to know that not all girls who like him would do what those fansk@nks (although she used a nicer term for them) in NYC did and hopes he finds someone to settle down with that's really nice like me. All I could do was stare at her. I mean this lady was like 90! And she knows what happened to him, plus the fact that she said she hopes he 'settles down' with someone nice like me! It was just weird. And got me to thinking about 'What if I ever do get to meet him?'

NewJen~Completely forgot to say this earlier, but all your posts have Rob in them whether you post links or not. (Via your banner. )

Caryn~Your little salon story was funny, but I gotta ask...do you actually carry that issue of GQ with you everywhere?
And i think the reason you laugh at *RobShorts™ is because he is always wearing pants. And I laugh at it too so don't worry your pretty little head about that.

*RobShorts™ is a trademark of Robert Thomas Pattinson in cases which he is wearing shorts. Any mention of RobShorts™ by any person or persons where it is not talking about Robert Thomas Pattinson will have conscequences. These include getting shunned by Mr. Robert Pattinson for life and never getting to have any RobCrack™ ever given to them, directly again by any Rob's Halfway House™ member.

[GenevieveCullen]

Just had to pop in while it's still Edward's birthday.
Pretty Woman is on.
Richard Gere's character is named Edward

[Jadey]

The most awesomeist handporn picture I has ever seened! Looks like hes bout to take off into ze sky

Why do all the scary men on set love checking rob out?
First it was this. Now THIS?
I know robs like gorgeous, but common.

[DarkMuse]

*rubs Pammy's back* Shhhh. It's ok. They have to be fracking with you. And after trying to post this, I see that you are in fact lusting after yourself. BWAHAHAHA awesome.

Caryn - Yeah so I had a Rob/Orly dream. Too bad they were never in the same room at the same time. Meh. At the beginning of the dream I was on the set of Remember Me just watching stuff happening. Then it changed and I was in a college sitting in the library looking at a magazine with pictures from the set. My class was in there doing research or some crap. Orly was one of the students in my class and was one of my friends. Even though he never said it, he was jealous of one of my other guy friends cause he knew I liked him. I remember class being let out and Orly walked with me to the parking lot. I just wish I could remember our conversation. I remember walking up a ramp that lead to another hallway and he tripped over a bump in the carpet. We both laughed cause we were both accident prone like that. Silly. Anyway, he was supposed to be getting a ride from someone but they couldn't make it, so I gave him a ride. Or rather my mom gave us a ride cause she had had to borrow my car for some reason and came back to get me. Weird. Oh and you forgot to mention RobFeet. For someone who doesn't like feet that much, I sure do like his a whole lot.

Ashley - Oh my gods! You posted my favorite part of TBMHB! It's the part where you get to hear Robiel (like that? Rob and Daniel combined? ) say 'sexually aroused' and 'wee on the stick'. *dies* Ugh. I sporking love you! And you're right about Rob taking over the world. I went to this shop called DOTS on um..Wednesday I think and almost everything in there was plaid. I mentioned this a few pages back I think. Omg you crack me up. RobShorts™. Hahaha. I heart you.

Speaking of the Brit Pack, I figured out some weird coincidences. Bobby's full name is Robert Thomas Jerome Long. Tom's full name is Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge. Weird, eh? I thought so anyway. Haha. They were all meant to be friends! Haha.

JulieM - Yay for getting your computer back! Woohoo!

Jen - That reminds me of Enchanted and how the "real" guy is named Robert and the "fictional character" guy is named Edward. Hehe.

Jade - No, he's not taking off into the air. He's bout to smack his own bootay. And didn't you know everyone wants him? I mean come on. Duh! Hahaha.

[ForJazz926]

Won 38 dollars at the casino tonight playing blackjack!

Stella Artois and Blue Moon are okay for me...better than Bud or Miller but not as good as the best. I'll drink them - but I even like Leinenkugel's better than those. No offense Rob - because lots of people who like a bite in their beer like Stella. I don't - I like it smooth. JulieM - if you don't live in Wisconsin or near it, you probably wouldn't have heard of the beers I mentioned - it's not your fault. They are local, and not sold everywhere. In fact - the Ale Asylum is only sold in Madison(ish) and Milwaukee, I think. You can order it on their website, though - aleasylum.com. My fave is the Madtown Nutbrown.

So I think the plaid phenomenon is just because...history repeats itself, and it's grunge's turn again. You're going to see a bunch of Eddie Vedder and Kurt Cobain clones walking around, hot as schitt. But...I do believe that it does have something to do with Rob and Kristen - because the "hip, young stars" are always the ones to let the rest of the world know "yes...its okay to wear that, see?"

[Jadey]

Plaid is everywhere here. I want a plaid shirt . they dont suit me tho. awaaaaaaaaa.

[akire]

Oh and you have to see "The Hangover." I've seen it twice and it is frickin hilarious!!! (Rob, plug your ears.) Bradley Cooper is a hottie. But, seriously, if you like lewd comedy, this is for you. You will laugh from the beginning to the end.

OMG you are not kidding, JulieM. And Zack Galifanisndfkoeopolous or whatever his name is totally steals the entire movie. Except the part with Ed Helms & the song. (That was not a spoiler.) It was one of those movies you walk out quoting like teenage boys. "Remember that part..."

I'm afraid I will not be wearing a plaid shirt this time around. Reminds me too much of the oh... 7th grade, I guess? *shiver*

Why do pictures of that man in shorts make me just giggle.

Me too! It's just so cuuute with his pale BritManLegs. He's just trying to stay as vampiric as possible for when Eclipse starts to film, thus the paleness. And I like Blue Moon with a squeeze of citrus, generally orange. The only thing I can recall about Stella Artois is that I had a flatmate in college who's bf drank it & he was an utter stankhole who would not even answer a direct question. Neither you nor Rob seem like utter stankholes therefore I will give it a try. XOXO.

Here, have some RobCrack. He got a new shirt. Hehe.

Of course, this man could wear a paper sack and I'd be like OMGPAPERSACKHOTTSMURGESERHS. However, it must be said. That shirt is ugly. Maybe once he & Stew come out of the relationship closet she can be like "Honey, maybe not the orangeish WITH the bright blue." Generally I love his style (even some of the candy striped shirts), Not so much this time.

[DarkMuse]

Julie - Congrats on the win! I don't play table games cause I suck backside at them. I would get so flustered trying to figure out how much to bet, when to bet, when not to bet and all that crap. And at least if I lose on a slot machine, I can sort of beat it up. Ok maybe not. Lol. And I don't live anywhere near Wisconsin. I must take a trip up there someday.

Jade - Plaid doesn't work for me either, but I don't really give a donkey's behind. I will wear it if I want to galldarnit. Seriously though, I found a really cute b&w with thin pink stripes. I like it. I like it a lot.

Erika - I love Zach Galifianakis (I think that's how it's spelled?). He is so funny. I will fo sho be seeing that movie. And I second the 'that shirt is ugly' motion. I know it's ugly, but he just looks so cute. But it is totally a shirt that a 7 year old would wear. Lol.

I'm gonna post something just because I'm sure you all will get as much of a kick out of it as I did. I was literally crying I was laughing so hard. And while it isn't Rob, it does have 2 of the Brit Pack.

Searching For Sam Bradley. Marcus: You've got a crisp on your head. Bobby: It's a hat. Omg *dies* Even Rob likes it. Hehe.