Twilight Guys

[jlbower79]

^ thanks I love support, especially on the guys thread, it doesn't come very often and if I want to phsyically abuse David I better hurry before one of his fellow twiguys comes in and saves him... Of course there is nothing getting through that metal door and those padded locks

*walks over to david wearing this http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g243/jlbower79/V265505_CROP1.jpg and snaps her whip again*

You been a bad bad boy David... oh very very bad.

[ringswraith]

Good Lord!

/eyes bug out like Edward's when he sees Bella wearing the lingerie in Breaking Dawn...

Uh... Um...

[jlbower79]

OK let's be serious for one second. There is no way I could keep this PG-13 and not also get banned from the boards, that would be sad huh?

So David... Close your eyes WAIT first read this... then close your eyes! Now, imagine the worse purest pain you've ever felt.... but it left the sh*ttest grin on your face.... like this ->

Ok close your eyes....

[ringswraith]

/tries to come up with an appropriate response, but fails

[jlbower79]

and if i ever do write that story I'll totally PM it to you.. since obviously this isn't the place for it

[ringswraith]

and if i ever do write that story I'll totally PM it to you.. since obviously this isn't the place for it

I'm sure that would be one heck of a story!

[jlbower79]

*pokes your shoulder*

stoppp you're making me blush.

Haha
Jaime

[Mrs. Jasper Hale]

Has someone notified a mod that we are over 100 pages?

Jaime: you are a naughty girl!

[jlbower79]

I did but only December, wasnt really sure who to PM.

the mods scare me....

woot woot to my naughtiness
JAIME

[who_needs_fangs?]

I PMd BHG.