(So is it gunna get not-dead around here? Otherwise, the zombies are going to get the thread and infect it, then it'll infect all of us, and we'll infect all our RL friends, and then everyone is pretty much screwed.
Slowly, Ali I managed to wrest myself away from the incredibly sticky roof. I quickly hobbled over to a nearby patch of grass and hacked up all of the jelly I had consumed. I'm not sure where all the rest of the food I ate went, but things I did not like did not digest. Jelly included.
After a bit, since I won't make you wish to puke as well by adding vivid descriptions, I turned back around to Feathery!Ali. "Uh, thanks. Now untransmogrify yourself and lets get home." Ali complied and settled down into her seat, and I stepped daintly into my side. Er, we'll see you later Queenie? I left floating arou nd for her to eventually pick up on, then gunned the car towards the freeway. I needed to get home- I didn't carry a toothbrush in the car.
(And, uh, happy birthday to Medea!)