Twilight Lexicon Discussion Forums

by **bac** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:32 am

A place for those in the Gutter to discuss The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide.

by **somethingblue** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:36 am

Let me be the first to say that I can't wait to get my hands on this! I'm not sure what types of information could really be in the guide that would lead us back into the gutter, where we belong, but I'm excited to find out! Now I just need someone to do my work and be with my sick son so I can run to Borders!!!

by **Alphie** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:06 pm

Well, one of the things that's mentioned in the guide that gutter gals might be interested in is the sexual relationship between a male vampire and his human female singer. It seems to be that a male vampire has better luck reproducing with a human female the more appealing her blood is to him. Which kind of explains how Bella was able to get pregnant on one try! Baum chicka baum baum!

by **SwanCullen** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:45 am

I admit, I don't have the guide yet, but I can't stay away from the discussion :lol:

Alphie, well said! So being a singer (for a female) to a male Vamp is about more than the blood it seems. Like they were made for a specific reason> But, it makes me wonder about Nahuel's father and all the women that he slept with JUST to get them pregnant. Hmmm, definitly have a lot of reading to do!

by **somethingblue** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:14 pm

Alphie wrote:Well, one of the things that's mentioned in the guide that gutter gals might be interested in is the sexual relationship between a male vampire and his human female singer. It seems to be that a male vampire has better luck reproducing with a human female the more appealing her blood is to him. Which kind of explains how Bella was able to get pregnant on one try! Baum chicka baum baum!

Boowahahahahahahaha! Oh Alphie, I'm so glad you commented here! And you used porn music to boot! :clap:

*winning*

Ok, I must find that bit in the guide and then re-read it. Does her blood call out to his venom um, swimmers?

by **Openhome** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:39 pm

SwanCullen wrote:I admit, I don't have the guide yet, but I can't stay away from the discussion

Alphie, well said! So being a singer (for a female) to a male Vamp is about more than the blood it seems. Like they were made for a specific reason> But, it makes me wonder about Nahuel's father and all the women that he slept with JUST to get them pregnant. Hmmm, definitly have a lot of reading to do!

We have a word for people like Joham. We call them MEN! :lol: