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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby A.H » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:48 pm

Is there a heatwave or are you just hot.

My reply was is it halloween or is that just your face.

That one was a dare though so it doesn't really count.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby HoneyEyes » Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:21 am

Is your dad a butcher? Because You've got a nice rack!
(Yes.... sadly I had someone use this one on me. Ugh)

Boy-"Glacier"
Girl-"Huh?"
Boy-"Hey my names is..."
(Had this one used on me too, but it was a friend so it doesn't really count.)
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby YouAreMyLifeNow » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:52 pm

HoneyEyes wrote:
Boy-"Glacier"
Girl-"Huh?"
Boy-"Hey my names is..."
(Had this one used on me too, but it was a friend so it doesn't really count.)


this is gonna sound stupid :oops: but :?: . I don't get it............
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby heifergrl1 » Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:19 pm

YouAreMyLifeNow wrote:
HoneyEyes wrote:
Boy-"Glacier"
Girl-"Huh?"
Boy-"Hey my names is..."
(Had this one used on me too, but it was a friend so it doesn't really count.)


this is gonna sound stupid :oops: but :?: . I don't get it............


Its supposed to be an ice breaker. There is another one that gos:

Boy-"A giant polar bear"
Girl-"What?"
Boy-"Its an ice breaker. Hi my name is..."

Its retarded.

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby mz.cullenn » Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:48 pm

I've had this one used on me:
"Hey, I just realised this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend."
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Granuaile » Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:40 am

If someone uses the one that goes:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

Than you can say:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together!" It was a chain email going around, if I find it I'll post some more.

I think a really good pick up line is "My name's blank, and I think you seem really cool." I would so fall for that, with a smile... DReam!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby silverotrhanail » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:08 pm

I have heard a lot of crummy pick up lines. The one that is the strangest is Pokemon related....*cringes*
I'll Jiggle your Puff. (JiggelyPuff).
gah!
What my friends would jokingly do back in forth is take each other's names and turn them into lines like the one above. Example: I'll Britney your Spears! Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
The worst pick up line I have EVER had used on me was, "Do you want to come to a party in my pants?" And when I said no his response was, "Are you sure? You'll have a lot of fun..."
ugh!
I think the only time a pick up line would work on me would be: If I was in a library, and someone came up to me and said..."I'm checking you out." Ahhh! I don't know, it just seems rather clever and gutsy and funny to me.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby edward x lover » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:57 pm

someone probably already posted this but I thought it was funny I found it on facebook:
"Are you a vampire cause you dazzle me"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby debussygirl » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:20 pm

edward x lover wrote:someone probably already posted this but I thought it was funny I found it on facebook:
"Are you a vampire cause you dazzle me"

Now THAT one would work on me!! :lol:
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby mz.cullenn » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:19 am

silverotrhanail wrote:I have heard a lot of crummy pick up lines. The one that is the strangest is Pokemon related....*cringes*
I'll Jiggle your Puff. (JiggelyPuff).
gah!
What my friends would jokingly do back in forth is take each other's names and turn them into lines like the one above. Example: I'll Britney your Spears! Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

A few friends of mine and I always have this on-going competition with using lines like that!
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