Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby SethisMine » Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:42 pm

Bella runs to Mike and says, "I LOVE YOU MIKE!!! MORE THEN ANY VAMPIRE OR WEREWOLF!!!" :lol:
Seriously, I would have to kill SM if that happened.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:02 pm

Bella: Jacob, we can have a little fun of our own while you wait for Nessie to grow up.. ;) Edward is out hunting with the boys this weekend..
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby samajama » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:31 pm

:idea:

Lauren: Ohmigosh, Bella. You are my best friend!! Let's just share Edward, okay?
Bella: Great idea, Lauren! :D


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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby mlola619 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:18 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:Bella: Jacob, we can have a little fun of our own while you wait for Nessie to grow up.. ;) Edward is out hunting with the boys this weekend..



XD pfffhahahahahaaa

that was genius!

oh oh and i found these on Bellaandedward.com they're HILARIOUS!!! i died of laughter...it's something Bella would never say:

--"Yo, the Ed-meister! Eddie C, the Ed-man! Sup, Edward! (Sent in by: Arlina)"
--"Hey Edward! I think we should have a magic show! It won't be hard, just walk out into the sun, you glimmering diamond of a person, you! (Sent in by: Lily)"
--"Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)"


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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby la_tua_cantante » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:33 am

Gabbie wrote:Jake: Rosalie.. you're so beautiful..and amazing..and I think I love you.
Rosalie: Oh Jake!
*both slow run towards eachother*



haha i can't stop laughing after reading that!!! :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:26 pm

mlola619 wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote:Bella: Jacob, we can have a little fun of our own while you wait for Nessie to grow up.. ;) Edward is out hunting with the boys this weekend..



XD pfffhahahahahaaa

that was genius!

oh oh and i found these on Bellaandedward.com they're HILARIOUS!!! i died of laughter...it's something Bella would never say:

--"Yo, the Ed-meister! Eddie C, the Ed-man! Sup, Edward! (Sent in by: Arlina)"
--"Hey Edward! I think we should have a magic show! It won't be hard, just walk out into the sun, you glimmering diamond of a person, you! (Sent in by: Lily)"
--"Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)"


bahahaha


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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:32 pm

The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?

Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!

Bella: Oops..
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby PixieStix » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:20 pm

Emmett:Yo s'upp my brother froma notha motha wha's crackin?
Edward:S'up Dawwwwwwg!*fist punch*
Bella:Uhhh??
*Alice comes in dressed ganster with a tooth pick in her mouth and braids*
Alice:S'up ma peps!
Bella:Uhmm.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:18 pm

(when Bella is a vampire) Jacob: Bella, even when youre cold, youre hot!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby debussygirl » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:02 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?

Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!

Bella: Oops..

:lol: That was great!!!
Here's something Bella would never say, "Alice, I am your Barbie doll."
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