You know you've read too much Twilight when

Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby dandyvampgirl_13 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:34 pm

I had this weird idea today...
So I play soccer, and I was thinking...
To distract me
Enemy Player: HOLY CRAP ITS EDWARD CULLEN *points in random direction*
Me: OME WHERE?!?!? *looks*
EP: *snickers and steals the ball*
Me: Fudgesicles!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby mlola619 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:17 pm

dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:I had this weird idea today...
So I play soccer, and I was thinking...
To distract me
Enemy Player: HOLY CRAP ITS EDWARD CULLEN *points in random direction*
Me: OME WHERE?!?!? *looks*
EP: *snickers and steals the ball*
Me: Fudgesicles!



bahaha- i play soccer and that is SO something i'm going to try this year.... :twisted:
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby catieolacullen » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:33 pm

...while you're cleaning the cups at the restaurant you notice the bottom of the cups say "Carlisle" and scream...
...while you're reading the back of your turnpike ticket you notice there's a town called "Carlisle" also... -cough-
...your best friends name is Jess, which upsets you now... ;)
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby little-freak » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:28 am

catieolacullen wrote:.
...while you're reading the back of your turnpike ticket you notice there's a town called "Carlisle" also... -cough-


we had to search for a town on our maps of great britain in the english lesson and found the town carlisle,too. we started laughing until our teacher asked why we're laughing and then a friend of mine (who doesn't read and thinks we are crazy because of our twilight obsession) said: they probably found a town named "vampire" or something. we started laughing again and couldn't stop for ten minutes... our teacher nearly sent us out of the room...
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby vegasn8ive » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:22 pm

*giggles*
*laughs*
*snorts*

Is there such a thing as reading too much Twilight? :lol:
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby bittenbyEdwardCullen » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:42 pm

You know you've read too much Twilight when you start having dreams with the characters in them.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby Aline Mason » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:47 pm

You know you've read 'too much' twilight when you're on fanfiction/lexicon every day and stay up

late at night to read the books

you squeal everythime you hear Forks, Cullens, Edward Alice Bella Ect...

When you should be doing homework your sitting around thinking about the charcters and the books

when you're at school you do the same

everytime you go to sleep you dream about twilight.

Your sister Slaps you for even mentoning the books

you wouldn't leave your friends alone until you read it

you dyed your hair to match one of the charcters (not Bella's)

everyone who knows me knows not to make negitive comments about it because you're probably the biggest twilight freak in my school.

you get upseat becuase you haven't go your mom to read it

Your dad has had to threten to burn the books to get you to listen long enough to do anything (I'm not joking, my dad has actually done this)

In short, the list is endless.


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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby manda87 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:17 pm

when you goto the movies and are waiting for the previews to end until you hear the familiar music that starts the Twilight trailer and before they even start to show it you screech and start bouncing up and down in your chair and your friends asks if you need to goto the bathroom or something and you shake your head and say "NOO Its the Twilight trailer i MUST go see that!!" and she looks at you like your crazy.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby twilighter4eva » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:56 am

you scream whenever you see a silver volvo. *coughmecough*
you can't NOT talk about it for a day
you check the lexicon and stepheniemeyer.com every day
You download every twilight podcast on itunes.
you are constantly thinking about twilight related things, unconsciously. ex. when your friend asks if you know a good mecanhic, you say jacob black without thinking, and she goes "who's he?" and you have to blush and say," uh,. sorry, he's a fictional character in a book."
I really did do this. waaay embarrasing!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Postby star » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:04 pm

You know you've read too much twilight when:

1) You talk about it so much that your brother went to the library, saw twilight on the shelf, was telling his friend that you are obsessed with the books, walks by this girl as he is saying "...and now she is writing the first book from a different perspective..." when the girl interupts him to ask if he is talking about twilight (after hearing only one line of the conversation) and then asks him out because she thinks it is so great to finally find a guy who knows about twilight.

2) You talk about twilight so much that despite the fact that he has never read the books, your brother is able to have an in depth conversation with the girl at the library about why Leah has not imprinted or been imprinted on.

3)You go to your bestfriends birthday party and meet one of her school friends, who gives your friend a copy of twilight. You kick yourself for not thinking of that only to realise that the girl who gave her the book is telling your friend about how amazing Jacob is. You practically rip the girls throat out and then don't speak to your friend for a week after she finishes Eclipse and tells you she is on team Jacob.

4)Your parents make you and your brother get out of the car and walk home because they are sick of hearing about twilight.

5)You make an agreement with your brother and all your friends not to talk about Breaking Dawn's plot in front of your parents because you fear they will take away your books if they find out the 18 year old main character had a baby. (We know its just not like that, that this is different, a one shot deal for Bella, but highly religious parents don't consider stuff like that)

6)You see this guy at school and mentally call him Edward because he looks just like what you pictured in your head. You pass out (almost) when you transfer into biology and discover the only open seat is the one next to "Edward". You cry for three hours that night because you found out his name is not Edward, but Danny.

7)You keep a copy of twilight in your locker just incase you need a twilight fix and the school library copy has been borowed.

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