I know! You know how Victoria was the one to last the longest out of her coven? Why the HELL could it NOT have been JAMES? I mean, she's getting to be cast in two more movies. That isn't fair! My friend Patrick has a thing for her, so it's good for HIM. But I KNOW THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT ENJOYED CAM GIGANDET SHIRTLESS!!! So darn it, I guess I'll just have to buy it and watch it! Over. And over. And over!
He said he didn't ENJOY being shirtless that whole time! He said he had, like, I guess stage fright, because he was insecure just like I know everyone else would be if they had to be shirtless in front of millions of people.
WE ENJOYED HIM BEING SHIRTLESS!
Yeah, I love Jasper. So? What's Alice going to do about it? BITE me?
THAT'S WHY HIS HAIR IS SO BIG!
IT'S FULL OF SECRETS!