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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby MRK » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:56 pm

I love that Japer/bella conversation!

Funny...when they hold Bella hostage and Edward gets her a bed:

"...I grabbed a puffy feather pillow off the huge bed and dragged the gold cover to the couch. I knew I was being silly, but I didn't care. Porsches as bribes and king-sized beds in houses where nobody slept--it was beyong irritating."
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby spagirlval » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:59 pm

Yes, MRK, that was a good one too. Wow, too many, how does SM come up with all this?
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby MRK » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:16 am

I think the same thing! SM must be a hoot to hang out with! It should be illegal for one person to be sooo funny. Maybe she channels them....
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby TaraLin » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:46 am

I'm not sure the page number for this quote, but it's one of my favorite.

When Alice and Bella are on the plane to Italy and Alice tells Bella that she will turn her into a vampire and Bella yells "Bite me!"
I think it would hilarious to be on a plane and see someone like bouncing in their seating yelling "Bite me!" Haha
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby MRK » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:24 pm

On pg 21 of BD when Alice is doing final fittings...

"Go to your happy place, Bella"
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby mlola619 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:09 pm

TaraLin wrote:I'm not sure the page number for this quote, but it's one of my favorite.

When Alice and Bella are on the plane to Italy and Alice tells Bella that she will turn her into a vampire and Bella yells "Bite me!"
I think it would hilarious to be on a plane and see someone like bouncing in their seating yelling "Bite me!" Haha



XD i just got a mental picture...baahaha

and i agree- how the heck does SM come up with all this stuff that makes me die of laughter??? Man, that's comedy you can't buy...
Cause I've been waiting for a miracle, and i'm not leaving...
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby AlainaTwilight » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:39 am

Here are my favorite qoutes from Twilight:

"...bitten by a radioactive spider?"
"You're not even close,"
"No spiders?"
"Nope."
"And no radioactivity?"
"None."
"Dang."
"Kryptonite doesn't bother me either"
--Edward & Bella

"Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?"
"And where do you fit into that scheme?"
"Oh, Im with the vampires, of course."
"Anything to get out of dancing."
"Anything."
--Edward & Bella

"Finally, a rational response!" ... "I was beginning to think you had no sense of self-preservation at all."
--Edward

"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share,"
--Alice

"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that."
--Mike

"Oh, a sadistic vampire intent on torturing and killing her, she runs off to meet him, an IV on the other hand..."
--Edward

"I'm betting on Alice."
--Bella

"I'm hearing voices in my head and you're the freak?"
--Edward

"You and Cullen, huh?"
"That's none of your business, Mike," (I warned, internally cursing Jessica straight to the fiery pits of Hades.)
"I don't like it,"
"You don't have to,".
"He looks at you... like you're something to eat,"
--Bella & Mike

"Was that you we heard, Edward?"
"It sounded like a bear choking,"
--Emmett & Esme
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby AlainaTwilight » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:45 am

My favorite quotes from New Moon:

"How the hell did Mike Newton end up in this conversation?"
--Bella

"Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget"
--Bella

“Which is tempting you more, my blood or my body?"
--Bella

“Bella?”
”Yes?”
”How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?”
--Alice & Bella

"In about two hours, Charlie will be here looking for you. I wouldn't put it past him to involve the police."
"All three of them."
--Edward & Bella
(I think this quote is from New Moon, but correct me if I’m wrong please)

"She's going into hysteric, maybe you should slap her!"
--Alice

"My super secret recipe for spagetti. Handed down for generations,"
"I don't think Ragu's actually been around that long."
--Billy & Jacob

"When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie's tree?"
--Jacob

"Well, that's everyone," … "I can clear a room, at least."
"It's not your fault," ... "It could happen to anyone."
"Could," … "But it usually just happens to me."
--Bella & Carlisle

"Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would have been better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find."
--Alice

"You... were...risking your life...to hear --"
--Edward

"So eager for eternal damnation,"
"You know you don't really believe that."
"Oh, don't I?"
"No. You don't."
"If you realy believed that you'd lost your soul, then when I found you in Volterra, you would have realized immedaiately what was happening, instead of thinking we were both dead together. But you didn't -- you said 'Amazing. Carlisle was right.'" "There's hope in you, after all.”
"So let's both just be hopeful, all right?" … "Not that it matters. If you stay, I don't need heaven."
--Edward & Bella

"How many times have you been a senior?"
"That's different."
--Edward & Emmett
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby AlainaTwilight » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:59 am

My favorite Breaking Dawn quotes:

“Shut up, Seth.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Stop that!”
--Jake & Seth

“Maybe we should be thinking something like, ‘We come in peace.’”
“Go for it.”
“Edward?”… “Edward, you there? Okay, now I feel kind of stupid.”
“You sound stupid, too.”
--Jake & Seth

“You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play make-up on me.”
“Wow, I’m really sorry I wasn’t around to see that.”
“Don’t worry, Emily has pictures. Actually, I look pretty hot.”
--Quil & Jacob

“Put that together with the tiara and makeup, and maybe Claire will have a different kind of competition to worry about.”
“You available this Friday, Jacob?”
--Quil & Jacob

“Wonder what my chromosomes are like,”
“You have twenty-four pairs, Jacob.”
“I was …curious. I took the liberty when I was treating you last June.”
--Jacob & Carlisle

“Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.”
--Jacob

“What?”
“Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby,”
“On his head, apparently.”
“He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too.”
“Lead paint?”
“Looks like it,”
“Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?”
--Jacob, Leah & Seth

“One Mississippi …two Mississippi …”
“Where’s the flood, mutt?”
“You know how to drown a blonde, Rosalie?”
“Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”
[…]
“I’ve already heard that one,”
--Jacob & Rosalie
“Later,”
“Focus, Bella,”
“Right.”
“Bella.”
“Sorry, Jasper.”
--Bella & Jasper

“Just scored the first touchdown,” … “Bout time somebody scored around here.”
--Bella & Emmett

“If we live through this,” … “I’ll follow you anywhere, woman.”
“Now he tells me,”
--Garrett & Kate

"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."
--Rosealie

"Emmett, how do you feel about a little bet?"
"Awesome. Bring it."
“…You. Me. Arm-wresteling. Dining room table. Now.”
--Bella & Emmett

"So it's still standing?" … "I would've thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?"
--Emmett

"We're going to tell Alice that I ran right to the clothes.” … “We're going to tell her I spent hours in there playing dress-up. We're going to lie."
--Bella

"I know- I'll play you for it, Rock, Paper, Scissors."
"Why don't you just tell me who wins"
"I do. Excellent!"
--Alice & Edward

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" ... "His name is 'Shut the hell up.' "
--Bella

"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?"
--Bella

"Aro, would you ask Jane to stop attacking my wife?"
--Edward

“Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever”
“I’ve heard that one, too”
“I’ll keep trying”
--Jacob & Rosalie

“S’not so hard to erase a blonde’s memory. Just blow in her ear.”
“Get some new jokes”
--Jacob & Rosalie

“Have you heard this one, Psycho? How do a blonde’s brain cells die? Well? Do you know the punch line or not? Has she heard it?”
“No”
“Awesome. So you’ll enjoy this, bloodsucker – a blonde’s brain cells die alone”
“I have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beast. Don’t forget that”
“Someday Beauty Queen, you’re going to get tired of just threatening me. I’m really looking forward to that”
--Jacob, Edward, & Rosalie

Life Sucks and then you die.
--Jacob

"Oh, Jasper?"
"Yes, Bella?"
"I'm curious- why is J. Jenks scared stiff by just the sound of
your name?"
"It's just been my experience that some working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain."
--Jasper & Bella

"You're scared of Leah, but you're best buds with the psychopath blonde?"
--Jacob
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Re: Favorite Quotes from the Saga

Postby AlainaTwilight » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:01 am

My favorite quotes form Eclipse:

Edward: "What did you do to this?"
Bella: "It didn't want to come out of the dashboard."
Edward: "Did you felt the need to torture it?"
Bella: "You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally."
Edward: "You killed it."

Edward: "Amazing." … "How can someone so tiny be so annoying?"
Alice: "It's a talent."

Quil (to Jacob): "So that's why Sam is all black." ... "Black heart, black fur."
Sam: "And your chocolate fur reflects what?" … "How sweet you are?"

Emmett: "Fall down again, Bella?"
Bella: "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."

Edward: "Anything you want. Cliff Diving?"
Bella: "Oh, there's a brilliant idea."

Bella: "You are in trouble ... Enourmous trouble. Angry grizzly nears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home."

Edward: "Your bad luck seems to get more potent every day. Do you realize that your insatiable pull for all things deadly was strong enough to recover a pack of mutant canines from extinction? If we bottled your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands."

Edward: "Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off, Bella?"
Bella: "Do you want to do that part?"

Bella: "Know what I'm thinking?"
Edward: "No, I don't actually."

Edward: "You won't be alone for a second," … "Someone will always be there. Emmett, Alice, Jasper..."
Bella: "This is ridiculous.” … “They'll get so bored, they'll have to kill me themselves, just for something to do."
Edward: "Hilarious, Bella."

Jacob: "I'm really sorry about your hand ... next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" …
Bella: "Why don't you arrest me, Dad? I'm the one throwing punches."
Charlie: "Do you want to press charges, Jake?"
Jacob: "No, I'll take the trade any day."
Bella: "Dad, don't you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute."

Edward: "Jasper shows up, covered in scars, towing this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into." … "When I got home, all my things were in the garage..."
Alice: "Your room has the best view"

Edward: "Technically, I can't ever sleep with you."
Bella: "Very mature, Edward."

Edward: "I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."

Edward: "She was translating the Battle hymn of the Republic into Arabic, actually. When she finished that, she moved on to Korean sign Language."

Charlie: "Right in between taking the lord's name in vain and insulting somebody's mother, he even had time to tease me."

Edward: “… if you ever bring her back damaged again-and I don't care whose fault it is; I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her on the head-if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?"
Bella: "Who's going back?"
Edward: "And if you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her…”
Jacob: "What if she wants me to?"
Bella: "Hah!"

Jacob: "Go fetch a space heater." … "I'm not a St. Bernard."

Bella: "I am going to get some ice on my hand, and then I am going to Call Edward and tell him to come and get me and take me to Carlisle so that he can fix my hand. Then, of you're still here, I am going to go hunt up a crowbar."
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