Aww, why doesn't Jakey like Nessie anymore? So sad!!
Seth: Great plan! You always have the best ideas.
Jake: Of course I do. I'm the alpha, remember? You are like required to love me.
Seth: Ew man. Visuals.
Bella: Oh Nessie, your new coloring suits you perfectly!
LNM: Really? *eye twitch* I always wondered what I *drool* would look like in green.
Bella: It is SO your color.
Alice: So you know what that means.
LNM: No... *eye twitch*
Alice: We need to go SHOPPING!
Rosalie: Did someone say shopping?!
Alice: Of course!!
Emmett: OOH! I WANT TO COME!
Carlisle: ME TOO!
Rosalie: But only if you PROMISE not to debate the all important issue: Summer or Winter. That is SO last skits thread.
Emmett: *whining* But Rosie!
Alice: No! We are shopping for Nessie and Nessie only!
Alice: Well... almost. I DO need new shoes.
Rosalie: Now you're talking.
Carlisle: I don't want to come anymore.
Emmett: Me neither.
LNM: *eye twitch* Was it something I said?
Bella: Of course not Nessie! Now you have fun with Auntie Alice and Rosalie.
Rosalie: Not so fast Bella.
Alice: Of course you're coming. You don't get out of it THAT easily.
Bella: EDWARD SAVE ME!!!
Alice: *evil smile* Edward can't save you now.
*Bella, Alice, LNM, and Rosalie drive off in the Ferrari*
Jake:Crap! They're getting away!
Seth: So let's follow them.
Jake: Will you leave the brilliant ideas to me?
Seth: Sorry mister most high alpha sir.
Jake: And my idea is... LET'S FOLLOW THEM!
Seth: Glad you thought of it.
Jake: *smug smile*
Dun dun dun dun. What will happen on the shopping trip? Will Jake and Seth succeed? Is Nessie's color REALLY green? Or is it something... else. Muahahahaha. Sorry, that was lame.
Some things exist, whether you believe in them or not. ~Valiant by Holly Black