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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby ShoeSmut » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:32 pm

"You're making me feel like the Civil War because I've got a southern uprising"

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby dead in a daydream » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:56 pm

"If kisses were snow flakes I'd send you a blizzard."

"I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you."
All afternoon her thoughts returned to him like a song she couldn't get out of her mind.

I wish I was Edward Cullen because he has that one thing that I want. Of course you know the answer. Love. Yes, I want love. L-O-V-E, true love.-Edward Sinclair

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby darkrider » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:29 pm

omg, i've got some really bad ones latley.


like, can i get your number? i lost mine.

or you have really pretty eyes...like an angel. have u talked to god latley? <<omg that one's the worst loll


a good one would ahve to be one that Pel said..I'll be your edward if you'll be my bella. lol that one's great Pel!


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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Edward Cullen Fan » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:30 pm

I've only been hit on once in my entire life. It was outside at the soda machines at Wal-Mart. :shock: Anyway, so I was about to get a soda when a guy walks up to me and says "Do you have a boyfriend? Do you want one?" And I said no, then turned back to the soda machine and put my money in. I didn't look back at him, instead pretending I was deeply interested in getting my soda. When I retrieved it and looked back he was gone.

I still can't believe that the one time I get hit on, it's at Wal-Mart. :roll:
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Christine! » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:32 pm

Oooh I have alot of these!

Are you wearing space pants?
Because your butt is out of this world.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby darkrider » Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:24 pm

Christine! wrote:Oooh I have alot of these!

Are you wearing space pants?
Because your butt is out of this world.


LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OMG! I actually lol-ed :lol: :lol: :lol:


ahahaha

That's great! I've NEVER hear that one b4. loll


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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby fireice99 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:06 pm

"You wanna be the sugar to my cookie? Cuz babe, you make everythang sweeet."

It's really funny to hear a guy trying to be cool say the word "cookie". Just think about it. cooookie. It's a funny word.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Christine! » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:10 pm

Hahahah.

Are you tired?
Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby ashleygill03 » Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:56 am

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pant"

"If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Christine! » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:12 am

I lost my number, can I have yours?
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