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Re: Twilight Skits
Haha! Nice Twi!
When you said verterans I hope you meant Winniepony, Tegan, yourself, Dandy, me, and anyone else I forgot about.
Sorry guys. I'm skit dead right now.
When you said verterans I hope you meant Winniepony, Tegan, yourself, Dandy, me, and anyone else I forgot about.
Sorry guys. I'm skit dead right now.
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Re: Twilight Skits
Yeah, so am I. *bangs head on desk* Its a bit annoying.
Yay, I'm a veteran. *hi fives Artemis*
*continues banging head on desk for inspiration...*
ugh.
Yay, I'm a veteran. *hi fives Artemis*
*continues banging head on desk for inspiration...*
ugh.
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Haha! Dandy don't bust your head on the desk!
I've got an idea in progress but I'll post it once the current skit is over.
I've got an idea in progress but I'll post it once the current skit is over.
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Re: Twilight Skits
Hmmm... I've never done this before, but I'll give it a try!
@Twilight<3 : KELLY! I love the shoes song! xD
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Seth~: Jake! Bella just said lunch! They're in a mall full of people!
Jake: Seth, don't be stupid! Bella doesn't eat people.
Seth: Oh, sure she doesn't.
Jake: What's that supposed to mean?
Seth: Nothing you don't know.
Jake: Huh?!
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Alice: OMG! LOOK at those SHOES! They will SO go with my dress for tonight!
Bella: What's going on tonight?
Alice: Oh, nothing.
Bella: Alice, what...?
Alice: Nevermind.
Nessie: Hehe... *shows Bella hwat she thinks that Alice would be doing*
Bella: OMG, Nessie, that is GROSS!
Nessie: ... Heh...
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Um, sorry, I felt pretty random
@Twilight<3 : KELLY! I love the shoes song! xD
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Seth~: Jake! Bella just said lunch! They're in a mall full of people!
Jake: Seth, don't be stupid! Bella doesn't eat people.
Seth: Oh, sure she doesn't.
Jake: What's that supposed to mean?
Seth: Nothing you don't know.
Jake: Huh?!
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Alice: OMG! LOOK at those SHOES! They will SO go with my dress for tonight!
Bella: What's going on tonight?
Alice: Oh, nothing.
Bella: Alice, what...?
Alice: Nevermind.
Nessie: Hehe... *shows Bella hwat she thinks that Alice would be doing*
Bella: OMG, Nessie, that is GROSS!
Nessie: ... Heh...
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Um, sorry, I felt pretty random
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Re: Twilight Skits
Time for a brain dead skit!
Seth: Never mind. If you don't know, I wont say.
Jake: *growls*
Seth: *whistles*
Jake: SETH!
Seth: *dances* Yes, oh high and mighty Alpha dude?
Jake: Come on, we need to get in the mall! Phase, nao!
Seth: Uhhhhhhh...........
Jake: ..................... You forgot your clothes again, didn't you..?
Seth: Maybe...
Jake:
Alice: Maybe I'm glad I can't see her...
Bella: You should be!
Alice: Eh- HOLY CROW LOOK A HUGE SALE! *runs into.... Hot Topic*
Nessie: SKINNY JEANS!!! *follows her*
Bella: Heeeeyyyy look at this shirt... It says "Twilight" on it, and there's some guy who looks vaguely like Edward on it.....
Alice: And this one has that dude and some chick who looks like you used to!
Nessie: A Team Jake shirt! I WANT IT! Maybe that will prove my love for my Jakey!
Bella: Hold on a minute, why is there all this stuff......?
Voice: THIS IS ALL A DREAM.
Bella, Alice+Nessie:
Seth: Never mind. If you don't know, I wont say.
Jake: *growls*
Seth: *whistles*
Jake: SETH!
Seth: *dances* Yes, oh high and mighty Alpha dude?
Jake: Come on, we need to get in the mall! Phase, nao!
Seth: Uhhhhhhh...........
Jake: ..................... You forgot your clothes again, didn't you..?
Seth: Maybe...
Jake:
Alice: Maybe I'm glad I can't see her...
Bella: You should be!
Alice: Eh- HOLY CROW LOOK A HUGE SALE! *runs into.... Hot Topic*
Nessie: SKINNY JEANS!!! *follows her*
Bella: Heeeeyyyy look at this shirt... It says "Twilight" on it, and there's some guy who looks vaguely like Edward on it.....
Alice: And this one has that dude and some chick who looks like you used to!
Nessie: A Team Jake shirt! I WANT IT! Maybe that will prove my love for my Jakey!
Bella: Hold on a minute, why is there all this stuff......?
Voice: THIS IS ALL A DREAM.
Bella, Alice+Nessie:
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Re: Twilight Skits
Lol guys!! *sigh* I'm so glad this thread is back up and running. I missed it all summer.
Mysterious Voice (MV): You are all dreaming. You will now leave the store and go to Larry's Pet Emporium and buy a puppy. You will never think of these Twilight-themed fan merchandise again.
Bella: Wh--Wh-- Who are you??
Nessie: Don't be scared Momma. I'll make the nasty man go away.
Alice: Who's doing thi-- OH. *snorts* This is stupid. Buy whatever you want guys.
Rosalie: If you don't tell me what's going on in 3 seconds I swear I'll--
Alice: Chill Rose. It's just some stupid human from Larry's Pet Shop.
MV: Pet EMPORIUM. Not shop, EMPORIUM. Now GO BUY A PUPPY.
Bella: This is a scam to get us to buy a puppy?
Nessie :I WANT A PUPPY!!!
Alice: Nessie, this puppy won't be six feet tall and it won't turn into a guy who gives you whatever you want. This puppy will be NORMAL. It will drool and poop on the floor and lick your face.
Nessie: Well maybe THIS puppy will love me... *sniffs*
Bella: Oh Nessie! Jake still loves you!!!
Rosalie: Are you kidding? That mutt do---
Bella: *vicious glare at Rosalie*
Rosalie: I mean... Jake's just having some family issues right now. It's hard for him. Don't take it personally.
Nessie: What kind of issues?
Rosalie: Um...
Bella: He's just got... adult problems. You'll get them when you're older sweetie.
Nessie: He's seeing someone else, isn't he? Just until I'm older, so he can have a life until then? *sobs* Just like he told Quil... That traitor. *more sobbing*
Bella: How do you know he told Quil that?
Nessie: *still crying* It's in the book. Duh. Where do you think these shirts came from?
Bella: Book?
Alice: THAT'S what millions of teenage girls are obsessing over at this very moment in time?????
Nessie: Yeah. Why do you think I wanted a Team Jacob shirt? He's MINE and they need to know that. YA HEAR ME??!! HE'S MINE!! ALL MINE. MINE MINE MINEY MINE MINE.
Bella, Alice, Rosalie:
Jake: Did you hear that?
Seth: Hear what?
Jake: It sounded like... Nessie.
Seth: It sounded like those obnoxious seagulls from Finding Nemo...
Jake: Seth, be serious.
Seth: Yes mister most high alpha sir man dude.
Jake: And don't call me that.
Seth: Yes mister most hi-- oops. Sorry.
Jake: Whatever.
Not my best, but whatever.
Mysterious Voice (MV): You are all dreaming. You will now leave the store and go to Larry's Pet Emporium and buy a puppy. You will never think of these Twilight-themed fan merchandise again.
Bella: Wh--Wh-- Who are you??
Nessie: Don't be scared Momma. I'll make the nasty man go away.
Alice: Who's doing thi-- OH. *snorts* This is stupid. Buy whatever you want guys.
Rosalie: If you don't tell me what's going on in 3 seconds I swear I'll--
Alice: Chill Rose. It's just some stupid human from Larry's Pet Shop.
MV: Pet EMPORIUM. Not shop, EMPORIUM. Now GO BUY A PUPPY.
Bella: This is a scam to get us to buy a puppy?
Nessie :I WANT A PUPPY!!!
Alice: Nessie, this puppy won't be six feet tall and it won't turn into a guy who gives you whatever you want. This puppy will be NORMAL. It will drool and poop on the floor and lick your face.
Nessie: Well maybe THIS puppy will love me... *sniffs*
Bella: Oh Nessie! Jake still loves you!!!
Rosalie: Are you kidding? That mutt do---
Bella: *vicious glare at Rosalie*
Rosalie: I mean... Jake's just having some family issues right now. It's hard for him. Don't take it personally.
Nessie: What kind of issues?
Rosalie: Um...
Bella: He's just got... adult problems. You'll get them when you're older sweetie.
Nessie: He's seeing someone else, isn't he? Just until I'm older, so he can have a life until then? *sobs* Just like he told Quil... That traitor. *more sobbing*
Bella: How do you know he told Quil that?
Nessie: *still crying* It's in the book. Duh. Where do you think these shirts came from?
Bella: Book?
Alice: THAT'S what millions of teenage girls are obsessing over at this very moment in time?????
Nessie: Yeah. Why do you think I wanted a Team Jacob shirt? He's MINE and they need to know that. YA HEAR ME??!! HE'S MINE!! ALL MINE. MINE MINE MINEY MINE MINE.
Bella, Alice, Rosalie:
Jake: Did you hear that?
Seth: Hear what?
Jake: It sounded like... Nessie.
Seth: It sounded like those obnoxious seagulls from Finding Nemo...
Jake: Seth, be serious.
Seth: Yes mister most high alpha sir man dude.
Jake: And don't call me that.
Seth: Yes mister most hi-- oops. Sorry.
Jake: Whatever.
Not my best, but whatever.
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Haha! Nice job Dandy & Winniepony!
Still skit dead....
Still skit dead....
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Nessie:Jakey is mine *drool* but he dosn't lurveee me *sob*
Bella:Aww honey *holds Nessie* *pats*
Nessie:*sob*
Bella:You know what?Jake was probebly kidding he-
Rose:Pfft...
Bella: Honey he was uh--probebly still asleep,yeah you know Kake always falling asleep and-
Rose:Pfft *cough*
Nessie:Realy?Okay *crazy weird smile*
MV:Now that your all happy!Go to Larry Pet Emporium and buy a puppy
Alice:WE DON'T WANT A ****** PUPPY!SO LEAVE US ALONE!
Bella:Alice not infront of the children
Nessie:But Mummy I heard that before *touches cheek*
Nessie flash
Edward and Emmett watching the Olympics
Edward:wdf?was that you call THAT a run!
Emmett:That was shoot you beep you couldn't run for beep,beep my Grandmother could do better than that beep and shes been dead for over 200 years!
Edward:Yeah hes beepingbeep,beep*slams beer cans together*
Emmett:We kick there beeping little beep asses
flash stops
Bella:
Nessie:You see Mom,I know that hes a beeeeeeep
Alice:
Rose:Uhhh lets go
Okay that was rubbish but im seriously bran dead!and tireddd
Bella:Aww honey *holds Nessie* *pats*
Nessie:*sob*
Bella:You know what?Jake was probebly kidding he-
Rose:Pfft...
Bella: Honey he was uh--probebly still asleep,yeah you know Kake always falling asleep and-
Rose:Pfft *cough*
Nessie:Realy?Okay *crazy weird smile*
MV:Now that your all happy!Go to Larry Pet Emporium and buy a puppy
Alice:WE DON'T WANT A ****** PUPPY!SO LEAVE US ALONE!
Bella:Alice not infront of the children
Nessie:But Mummy I heard that before *touches cheek*
Nessie flash
Edward and Emmett watching the Olympics
Edward:wdf?was that you call THAT a run!
Emmett:That was shoot you beep you couldn't run for beep,beep my Grandmother could do better than that beep and shes been dead for over 200 years!
Edward:Yeah hes beepingbeep,beep*slams beer cans together*
Emmett:We kick there beeping little beep asses
flash stops
Bella:
Nessie:You see Mom,I know that hes a beeeeeeep
Alice:
Rose:Uhhh lets go
Okay that was rubbish but im seriously bran dead!and tireddd
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Re: Twilight Skits
hahaahha
i just can stop, tis amazing. my bro says to get off the comp. im saying no!
but bye anyway!!! this is giving inspiration.....
noo, lost it!! arg. wait. no maybe later!!!
i just can stop, tis amazing. my bro says to get off the comp. im saying no!
but bye anyway!!! this is giving inspiration.....
noo, lost it!! arg. wait. no maybe later!!!
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Re: Twilight Skits
Erm, I don't know what to write but I'll write anyway. We'll see where I go.
Jacob: Okay, I have a plan.
Seth: Great, what is it?
Jacob: We are meeting Aro.
Seth: Wait... Aro like in the Volturi, Aro?
Jacob: How many Aro's do you know?
Seth: Good point.
*Seth and Jacob phase to talk to Aro*
Aro: Hello friends!
Jacob: Aro, m'love.
Seth: o_O Wait, what?
Aro: *shifty eyes* Nothing.
Jacob: Do you have what we need?
Aro: Yes. Yes, I do. *hands jar of dirt*
Seth: That is just a jar of dirt.
Aro: Just a jar of dirt? JUST A JAR OF DIRT?! Does this look like just a jar of dirt?
Seth: Yes...
Aro: Good point.
Seth: *quizical look*
Jacob: So what do we have to do?
Aro: Nessie has to snort this.
Seth: Like a drug?
Aro: No, not like a drug! This is highly dangerous stuff!!! It was designed specifically for people like Nessie!
Jacob: What will happen when she takes this?
Aro: Mwahahaha! Time will tell.
Jacob: Okay, I have a plan.
Seth: Great, what is it?
Jacob: We are meeting Aro.
Seth: Wait... Aro like in the Volturi, Aro?
Jacob: How many Aro's do you know?
Seth: Good point.
*Seth and Jacob phase to talk to Aro*
Aro: Hello friends!
Jacob: Aro, m'love.
Seth: o_O Wait, what?
Aro: *shifty eyes* Nothing.
Jacob: Do you have what we need?
Aro: Yes. Yes, I do. *hands jar of dirt*
Seth: That is just a jar of dirt.
Aro: Just a jar of dirt? JUST A JAR OF DIRT?! Does this look like just a jar of dirt?
Seth: Yes...
Aro: Good point.
Seth: *quizical look*
Jacob: So what do we have to do?
Aro: Nessie has to snort this.
Seth: Like a drug?
Aro: No, not like a drug! This is highly dangerous stuff!!! It was designed specifically for people like Nessie!
Jacob: What will happen when she takes this?
Aro: Mwahahaha! Time will tell.