Aw Pelliroja Happy Birthday! Thanks for all the work you put into the Lex; I spend more time on here than on my homework.
And I wouldn't if it weren't for you! I love your fanfic site too. You are so classy with the internet, it's a feat to be proud of. And to pay you back, you're a celebrity! Freaks across the world from you are sending ou creepy messages for your b-day! So, Happy Birthday! (I should stop before I get any creepier...)