im a TinY bit worried.
my CRV don't fly.
Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
Moderator: bac
Forum rules
Click for Forum Rules
Click for Forum Rules
-
- Tantalizing Men With Rosalie
- Posts: 2334
- Joined: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:35 pm
- Location: Pennsylvania
- Contact:
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
is CRYING over her "Doesn't anyone ♥ ME?" button.
OFFICIAL ROBNAPPER *DRIVER*
OFFICIAL ROBNAPPER *DRIVER*
-
- Banging Out Dents with Tyler
- Posts: 317
- Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:36 pm
- Location: Bellevue, WA
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
^^@'twahy-lahyt'
I love your sig! I already love that photo of Rob but the text that you've added in is funny
I love your sig! I already love that photo of Rob but the text that you've added in is funny
hahha I'm in the office and I had to keep my hand over my mouth to keep myself from laughing out loud! That was hilarious!DarkMuse wrote: EDIT: A friend of mine posted this on my myspace page. I about pissed myself. Lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA
Yeah, where's the survey? I want to vote toosoozabooza54 wrote:AHAHAHAHA
I'm taking this Oscars survey at fandango because I looked up movie times today - and one of the questions is seriously "Would you be more inclined to watch the Oscar telecast if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart of TWILIGHT are asked to present an award?"
AHAHAHAHAH... I LOVE IT!!!!
btw... totally clicked yes.
Thnx for the awesome banner NIKKI/stellar87!
Team ROBWARD. But I get dibs on Taylor's abs!
slut.. skank.. slut.. skank.. turtle..
Team ROBWARD. But I get dibs on Taylor's abs!
slut.. skank.. slut.. skank.. turtle..
-
- I'm A Proud Twilight Guy
- Posts: 268
- Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:15 pm
- Location: Somewhere in the musings of my mind
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
I know how to get Rob back from London.
Step 1: Kill Michael Angarano (Stewart's boyfriend)
Step 2: Call Rob and tell him that Kristen wants to have some super-freaky mourner sex with him.
Step 3: Ambush him at the airport.
Okay.....does anyone besides me think that killing him might be a bit too much? I'm totally open for better, less lethal suggestions. Ohh, and does above plan make me a heartless b*stard?
Step 1: Kill Michael Angarano (Stewart's boyfriend)
Step 2: Call Rob and tell him that Kristen wants to have some super-freaky mourner sex with him.
Step 3: Ambush him at the airport.
Okay.....does anyone besides me think that killing him might be a bit too much? I'm totally open for better, less lethal suggestions. Ohh, and does above plan make me a heartless b*stard?
Is officially wearing foolinthemoon's "Hero Button"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4736612/1/Victorias_Hunt
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4736612/1/Victorias_Hunt
-
- Tantalizing Men With Rosalie
- Posts: 2334
- Joined: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:35 pm
- Location: Pennsylvania
- Contact:
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
well killing really isn't smiled upon from above.... but then again either is raping... not that i ever said i was going to rape him, just cukf him to death.... well that isn't any better now is it?
He's gotta come to LA soon, I don't know where they are filming Parts P.B. but hopefully it's somewheres in the US... and hopefully it's very soon?
And I so wouldn't nap from an airport, maybe we can run him off the road.
And I SO want that bummer sticker Matt.... I do drive bad, like I scare myself. I can't help it though. Driving slow isn't an option unless the radar detector goes off... then i might come off the pedal a bit.
and um number 2.. call rob, do you like have his number cause i would be your sex slave for life if you did. get back to me on that one.
woot woot
JAIME
He's gotta come to LA soon, I don't know where they are filming Parts P.B. but hopefully it's somewheres in the US... and hopefully it's very soon?
And I so wouldn't nap from an airport, maybe we can run him off the road.
And I SO want that bummer sticker Matt.... I do drive bad, like I scare myself. I can't help it though. Driving slow isn't an option unless the radar detector goes off... then i might come off the pedal a bit.
and um number 2.. call rob, do you like have his number cause i would be your sex slave for life if you did. get back to me on that one.
woot woot
JAIME
is CRYING over her "Doesn't anyone ♥ ME?" button.
OFFICIAL ROBNAPPER *DRIVER*
OFFICIAL ROBNAPPER *DRIVER*
-
- Helping Mike to Get a Clue
- Posts: 529
- Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:41 pm
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
KILLING HIM????? Please, NO!!!!Ard Rhys69 wrote:I know how to get Rob back from London.
Step 1: Kill Michael Angarano (Stewart's boyfriend)
Step 2: Call Rob and tell him that Kristen wants to have some super-freaky mourner sex with him.
Step 3: Ambush him at the airport.
Okay.....does anyone besides me think that killing him might be a bit too much? I'm totally open for better, less lethal suggestions. Ohh, and does above plan make me a heartless b*stard?
Steps 1,2 and 3 sound like a good plan though! I think it could work! He is "wretchedly in love with her". *goes and sulks in corner cuz I wish I was Kristen*
Heartless b*stard? No. Devious Robnapping Genius? Yes!
Last edited by edward4ever on Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Edward's Honeymoon Night Extra
Honeymoon Night Extra
Two feather pillows--$75
One headboard--$220
Spending 17 days alone on Isle Esme with Edward Cullen--PRICELESS!
Honeymoon Night Extra
Two feather pillows--$75
One headboard--$220
Spending 17 days alone on Isle Esme with Edward Cullen--PRICELESS!
-
- Tantalizing Men With Rosalie
- Posts: 2334
- Joined: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:35 pm
- Location: Pennsylvania
- Contact:
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
hahahah! I would like to think Rob doesn't love Kristen as much as he jokes around cause yeah... that would make me feel like an old hag and maybe I should go bone Charlie.
and name calling on this thread is like... retarded. I mean everyone wants to be a slut.
we're all a bunch of horny slut b*tches. with so much love.
and name calling on this thread is like... retarded. I mean everyone wants to be a slut.
we're all a bunch of horny slut b*tches. with so much love.
is CRYING over her "Doesn't anyone ♥ ME?" button.
OFFICIAL ROBNAPPER *DRIVER*
OFFICIAL ROBNAPPER *DRIVER*
-
- Completely Dazzled!
- Posts: 1474
- Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:01 am
- Location: The Brit's side...any and everywhere ;-) (Washington State)
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
*waves hand around* can I be a horny slut b*tch?
As for luring Rob with Kristen...it would probably work but it is a bit of a turn off. lol I don't like to think that he's in love with her...it gets in the way of me thinking he's in love with me.
Me? Delusional? Noooooo
On the other hand, I might be okay with whatever gets Rob close enough to me to cukf him... *ponders options*
As for luring Rob with Kristen...it would probably work but it is a bit of a turn off. lol I don't like to think that he's in love with her...it gets in the way of me thinking he's in love with me.
Me? Delusional? Noooooo
On the other hand, I might be okay with whatever gets Rob close enough to me to cukf him... *ponders options*
Kristiner is the Rob to my TomStu. HA!
-
- Tantalizing Men With Rosalie
- Posts: 2334
- Joined: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:35 pm
- Location: Pennsylvania
- Contact:
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
yeah the kristen thing is a turn off for me too...
and i said everyone on this thread was a horny b*tch slut so OF COURSE YOU'RE ONE! woot woot to u!
and i said everyone on this thread was a horny b*tch slut so OF COURSE YOU'RE ONE! woot woot to u!
is CRYING over her "Doesn't anyone ♥ ME?" button.
OFFICIAL ROBNAPPER *DRIVER*
OFFICIAL ROBNAPPER *DRIVER*
-
- I'm A Proud Twilight Guy
- Posts: 268
- Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:15 pm
- Location: Somewhere in the musings of my mind
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
I saw that Bumper Sticker on the Lex, if you go to the main homepage, you can look for Twilight Gear. And I used to speed, but I've been pulled over three times, only gotten one ticket, mind you, but I've been scared out of speeding....for the most part.
And sorry Jaime, I'm lacking in the Rob's phone number department. So no sex-slaveyness.
But remember Jaime, I'm not a slut, I'm a man-slut, there's a difference.
Ok....we won't involve Kristen Stewart.
And sorry Jaime, I'm lacking in the Rob's phone number department. So no sex-slaveyness.
But remember Jaime, I'm not a slut, I'm a man-slut, there's a difference.
Ok....we won't involve Kristen Stewart.
Is officially wearing foolinthemoon's "Hero Button"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4736612/1/Victorias_Hunt
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4736612/1/Victorias_Hunt
-
- Helping Mike to Get a Clue
- Posts: 529
- Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:41 pm
Re: Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #4
I know, me too, but do you remember the interview where he was asked his 5 favorite things about doing Twilight and his immediate first answer was "Kissing Kristen Stewart". And then as he was humming and hawing trying to come up with the second reason---It totally looked like he wanted to say "Kissing Kristen Stewart" again and again and again! It was very sad to watch!stellar87 wrote: I don't like to think that he's in love with her...it gets in the way of me thinking he's in love with me.
Me? Delusional? Noooooo
Edward's Honeymoon Night Extra
Honeymoon Night Extra
Two feather pillows--$75
One headboard--$220
Spending 17 days alone on Isle Esme with Edward Cullen--PRICELESS!
Honeymoon Night Extra
Two feather pillows--$75
One headboard--$220
Spending 17 days alone on Isle Esme with Edward Cullen--PRICELESS!