Edward: "I had an adrenaline rush. It happens. You can Google it."
Bella: "It's not adrenaline, it's-" *falls over*
Charlie: *cocks shotgun* "Bring 'im in."
Renee: Are you being safe?
Bella: *practically hangs up*
I love the meadow scene [second fave], where Edward is showing off-
"As if you could outrun me."
"As if you could fight me off."
"Don't worry... I won't hurt you..."
But my absotively favorite quote that makes me laugh manically in traffic:
Bella: "Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.