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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:55 am

Haha! Nice Twi!
When you said verterans I hope you meant Winniepony, Tegan, yourself, Dandy, me, and anyone else I forgot about. :mrgreen:

Sorry guys. I'm skit dead right now. :(
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby dandyvampgirl_13 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:22 pm

Yeah, so am I. *bangs head on desk* Its a bit annoying.
Yay, I'm a veteran. *hi fives Artemis*
*continues banging head on desk for inspiration...*
ugh.
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:36 pm

Haha! Dandy don't bust your head on the desk! :lol:

I've got an idea in progress but I'll post it once the current skit is over. :geek:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby AnnaFrancesca » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:09 pm

Hmmm... I've never done this before, but I'll give it a try!
@Twilight<3 : KELLY! I love the shoes song! xD
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Seth~: Jake! Bella just said lunch! They're in a mall full of people!
Jake: Seth, don't be stupid! Bella doesn't eat people.
Seth: Oh, sure she doesn't.
Jake: What's that supposed to mean?
Seth: Nothing you don't know.
Jake: Huh?!

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Alice: OMG! LOOK at those SHOES! They will SO go with my dress for tonight!
Bella: What's going on tonight?
Alice: Oh, nothing.
Bella: Alice, what...?
Alice: Nevermind.
Nessie: Hehe... *shows Bella hwat she thinks that Alice would be doing*
Bella: OMG, Nessie, that is GROSS!
Nessie: ... Heh...

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Um, sorry, I felt pretty random :P
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby dandyvampgirl_13 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:08 pm

Time for a brain dead skit!

Seth: Never mind. If you don't know, I wont say.
Jake: *growls*
Seth: *whistles*
Jake: SETH!
Seth: *dances* Yes, oh high and mighty Alpha dude?
Jake: Come on, we need to get in the mall! Phase, nao!
Seth: :shock: Uhhhhhhh...........
Jake: ..................... You forgot your clothes again, didn't you..?
Seth: :oops: Maybe...
Jake: :roll:


Alice: Maybe I'm glad I can't see her...
Bella: You should be!
Alice: Eh- HOLY CROW LOOK A HUGE SALE! *runs into.... Hot Topic*
Nessie: SKINNY JEANS!!! *follows her*
Bella: Heeeeyyyy look at this shirt... It says "Twilight" on it, and there's some guy who looks vaguely like Edward on it.....
Alice: And this one has that dude and some chick who looks like you used to!
Nessie: :shock: A Team Jake shirt! I WANT IT! Maybe that will prove my love for my Jakey!
Bella: Hold on a minute, why is there all this stuff......?
Voice: THIS IS ALL A DREAM.
Bella, Alice+Nessie: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby WinniePony » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:54 pm

Lol guys!! *sigh* I'm so glad this thread is back up and running. I missed it all summer.

Mysterious Voice (MV): You are all dreaming. You will now leave the store and go to Larry's Pet Emporium and buy a puppy. You will never think of these Twilight-themed fan merchandise again.
Bella: Wh--Wh-- Who are you??
Nessie: Don't be scared Momma. I'll make the nasty man go away.
Alice: Who's doing thi-- OH. *snorts* This is stupid. Buy whatever you want guys.
Rosalie: If you don't tell me what's going on in 3 seconds I swear I'll--
Alice: Chill Rose. It's just some stupid human from Larry's Pet Shop.
MV: Pet EMPORIUM. Not shop, EMPORIUM. Now GO BUY A PUPPY.
Bella: This is a scam to get us to buy a puppy?
Nessie :I WANT A PUPPY!!!
Alice: Nessie, this puppy won't be six feet tall and it won't turn into a guy who gives you whatever you want. This puppy will be NORMAL. It will drool and poop on the floor and lick your face.
Nessie: Well maybe THIS puppy will love me... *sniffs*
Bella: Oh Nessie! Jake still loves you!!!
Rosalie: Are you kidding? That mutt do---
Bella: *vicious glare at Rosalie*
Rosalie: I mean... Jake's just having some family issues right now. It's hard for him. Don't take it personally.
Nessie: What kind of issues?
Rosalie: Um...
Bella: He's just got... adult problems. You'll get them when you're older sweetie.
Nessie: He's seeing someone else, isn't he? Just until I'm older, so he can have a life until then? *sobs* Just like he told Quil... That traitor. *more sobbing*
Bella: How do you know he told Quil that?
Nessie: *still crying* It's in the book. Duh. Where do you think these shirts came from?
Bella: Book?
Alice: THAT'S what millions of teenage girls are obsessing over at this very moment in time?????
Nessie: Yeah. Why do you think I wanted a Team Jacob shirt? He's MINE and they need to know that. YA HEAR ME??!! HE'S MINE!! ALL MINE. MINE MINE MINEY MINE MINE.
Bella, Alice, Rosalie: :shock:

Jake: Did you hear that?
Seth: Hear what?
Jake: It sounded like... Nessie.
Seth: It sounded like those obnoxious seagulls from Finding Nemo...
Jake: Seth, be serious.
Seth: Yes mister most high alpha sir man dude.
Jake: And don't call me that.
Seth: Yes mister most hi-- oops. :oops: Sorry.
Jake: Whatever.


Not my best, but whatever. :D
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Artemis Cullen » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:51 pm

Haha! Nice job Dandy & Winniepony! :lol:

Still skit dead....
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby PixieStix » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:49 pm

Nessie:Jakey is mine *drool* but he dosn't lurveee me *sob*
Bella:Aww honey *holds Nessie* *pats*
Nessie:*sob*
Bella:You know what?Jake was probebly kidding he-
Rose:Pfft...
Bella: :| Honey he was uh--probebly still asleep,yeah you know Kake always falling asleep and-
Rose:Pfft *cough* :lol:
Nessie:Realy?Okay :D *crazy weird smile*
MV:Now that your all happy!Go to Larry Pet Emporium and buy a puppy
Alice:WE DON'T WANT A ****** PUPPY!SO LEAVE US ALONE!
Bella:Alice not infront of the children
Nessie:But Mummy I heard that before *touches cheek*

Nessie flash

Edward and Emmett watching the Olympics
Edward:wdf?was that you call THAT a run!
Emmett:That was shoot you beep you couldn't run for beep,beep my Grandmother could do better than that beep and shes been dead for over 200 years!
Edward:Yeah hes beepingbeep,beep*slams beer cans together*
Emmett:We kick there beeping little beep asses

flash stops
Bella: :shock:
Nessie:You see Mom,I know that hes a beeeeeeep
Alice: :?
Rose:Uhhh lets go

Okay that was rubbish but im seriously bran dead!and tireddd
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby museicalking » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:33 pm

hahaahha :lol: :lol: :lol:
i just can stop, tis amazing. my bro says to get off the comp. im saying no!

but bye anyway!!! this is giving inspiration.....
noo, lost it!! :cry: arg. wait. no maybe later!!!
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Re: Twilight Skits

Postby Twilight<3 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:15 pm

Erm, I don't know what to write but I'll write anyway. We'll see where I go. :P

Jacob: Okay, I have a plan.
Seth: Great, what is it?
Jacob: We are meeting Aro.
Seth: Wait... Aro like in the Volturi, Aro?
Jacob: How many Aro's do you know?
Seth: Good point.


*Seth and Jacob phase to talk to Aro*
Aro: Hello friends!
Jacob: Aro, m'love.
Seth: o_O Wait, what?
Aro: *shifty eyes* Nothing.
Jacob: Do you have what we need?
Aro: :twisted: Yes. Yes, I do. *hands jar of dirt*
Seth: That is just a jar of dirt.
Aro: Just a jar of dirt? JUST A JAR OF DIRT?! Does this look like just a jar of dirt?
Seth: Yes...
Aro: Good point.
Seth: *quizical look*
Jacob: So what do we have to do?
Aro: Nessie has to snort this.
Seth: Like a drug?
Aro: No, not like a drug! This is highly dangerous stuff!!! It was designed specifically for people like Nessie!
Jacob: What will happen when she takes this?
Aro: Mwahahaha! Time will tell. :twisted:
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