Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black #4

[shwarzloewe]

hmmm some turtles can stretch their necks so long just to snap at a target, speaking of snapping they can snap your finger of imagine it bigger. and defense wise turtles would be king of it. and their cute when they walk.

haha just adding info.

How in the world can turtles be KING, "defense wise". What are they gonna do? Hide in their shells? I'm sure Bella would really appreciate that when Laurent was about to kill her. hehhe

well i didn't say defense for Bella's sake. just imagine it, Jacob unmoving(literally) while facing Laurent. then his neck stretches so fast then snap Laurent head off.

or hides in his shell then rolls Laurent over in the speed of light.


ow jodeen, turtles are just cool.

[nafereti]

hmmm some turtles can stretch their necks so long just to snap at a target, speaking of snapping they can snap your finger of imagine it bigger. and defense wise turtles would be king of it. and their cute when they walk.
haha just adding info.

Shlowee, are you crushing on some turtles?

haha...crushing on turtles...LOL

Nerd-you beat me too that punchline. "Ice & Ice Water" chapter....haha
oh well...great minds think alike!!

Man i seriously think the rob/edward thread have special treatment because it's edward!

[switzgal]

Yeah I bet Taylor can eat an entire pizza.

So I will see if they can add the #4 on this thread title. I might get the wrath of Pel. Think I'll PM Nena instead!

[shavei7]

Nerd- OMJB!! I seriously can not stop laughing Man in the mountain bella would have frozen cause both edward & jacob are cold...LOL
Shavei7- oh yeah. downtown is crazy!! my bro use to work at the t-mobile in downtown seattle. hey i forgot, what mall in downtown has the bridge??
Oh & I love the TMNT!!
I have all the movies...LOL

LOL. Poor Bella. Stuck between two cold places.
I love Eclipse. It's my second fave in the series (next to Twilight, of course).
mall in Seattle that has a bridge? hmmm...Not sure...

[t_feva]

turtles r cold & slimey. wolves r hot... literally! plus it wouldve gone against that whole werewolves against vampires lore. even tho theyre shapeshifters, u kno wat i mean. personally, i'd rather be a werewolf than a vampire. unless i was with edward.

[omjb_loveydove]

well i didn't say defense for Bella's sake. just imagine it, Jacob unmoving(literally) while facing Laurent. then his neck stretches so fast then snap Laurent head off.

or hides in his shell then rolls Laurent over in the speed of light.


ow jodeen, turtles are just cool.

that's HILARIOUS cuz i can actually see that. laurent is jus standin there like.... "okay is this thing gonna do sumthin" then WAM! that rollin over Laurent reminds me up some kind of Sonic thing lol

this jus goes to show that nothing can be greater than a werewolf

[nafereti]

hmmm some turtles can stretch their necks so long just to snap at a target, speaking of snapping they can snap your finger of imagine it bigger. and defense wise turtles would be king of it. and their cute when they walk.

haha just adding info.

How in the world can turtles be KING, "defense wise". What are they gonna do? Hide in their shells? I'm sure Bella would really appreciate that when Laurent was about to kill her. hehhe

well i didn't say defense for Bella's sake. just imagine it, Jacob unmoving(literally) while facing Laurent. then his neck stretches so fast then snap Laurent head off.

or hides in his shell then rolls Laurent over in the speed of light.


ow jodeen, turtles are just cool.

OMJB, you have me laughing all over again!!
I think Bella would have already died because they were ((literally)) too slow to save her!

haha "hides in his shell then rolls laurent over in the speed of light" & "his neck stretches so fast then snap laurent head off"

man, if they were to happen I bet all the other vampires will make fun of laurent. they will be like...

"hey did you hear how laurent died?"
"no how?"
"he got rolled over by one turtle & then the other turtle stretched his neck & snapped off his head"

poor laurent!!

[Nerd]

Whenever I hear 'great minds think alike', I always remember the Aladdin TV series where the Genie had his little segment. Lol!

I dunno. Turtles are some pretty fine creatures. Rawr.

LOL! Yeah, Bella probably wouldn't have thought the cold was so romantic if she was between TWO freezing creatures. Bwhahah!

LOL! OMG! OMG! Laurent getting run over by Jacob the Turtle! *dies* Can't BREATHE!

[runswithwolves]

I was going to read all the pages I missed but it's late and it was like 20 some pages so....what's going on?

[shavei7]

hmmm some turtles can stretch their necks so long just to snap at a target, speaking of snapping they can snap your finger of imagine it bigger. and defense wise turtles would be king of it. and their cute when they walk.
haha just adding info.

How in the world can turtles be KING, "defense wise". What are they gonna do? Hide in their shells? I'm sure Bella would really appreciate that when Laurent was about to kill her. hehhe

well i didn't say defense for Bella's sake. just imagine it, Jacob unmoving(literally) while facing Laurent. then his neck stretches so fast then snap Laurent head off.
or hides in his shell then rolls Laurent over in the speed of light.
ow jodeen, turtles are just cool.

People in this thread sure have seriously weird imaginations.
First the wolf pack becomes turtles, somebody even suggested eagles.
and now turtles that can....