Same, though because we're quite immature at times we often come out with really sick, pervy lesbian ones ( because it's my girl-friends that say them)mz.cullenn wrote:A few friends of mine and I always have this on-going competition with using lines like that!silverotrhanail wrote:I have heard a lot of crummy pick up lines. The one that is the strangest is Pokemon related....*cringes*
I'll Jiggle your Puff. (JiggelyPuff).
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What my friends would jokingly do back in forth is take each other's names and turn them into lines like the one above. Example: I'll Britney your Spears! Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
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^.. I have a cheesy chat up line battle going on with one of my mates and the other day she come's out with:
" You're sentenced in court.. for trespassing my thoughts. Your sentence will be one night with me. How do you plead?"
" You're sentenced in court.. for trespassing my thoughts. Your sentence will be one night with me. How do you plead?"
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^ I was having one of them with my friend Osscar and he came out with
" You have over 200 bones in your body, want another one?" Which had to be explained to some people lol.
I used back at him all the ones you guys put on this and I beat him by miles. My favourite was
"Are you a drill sergeant because you make my privates stand up" Of course I'd slap anyone who used it on me.
" You have over 200 bones in your body, want another one?" Which had to be explained to some people lol.
I used back at him all the ones you guys put on this and I beat him by miles. My favourite was
"Are you a drill sergeant because you make my privates stand up" Of course I'd slap anyone who used it on me.
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that would deffently get my attention, but if i turned around and it was some jerk, i would be sad cause that seems like a good pick up line to meedward x lover wrote:someone probably already posted this but I thought it was funny I found it on facebook:
"Are you a vampire cause you dazzle me"
i read this in a magazine while waiting at the dentist:( i think its already been said)
Boy: did the fall hurt?
Girl: what fall?
Boy: when you fell from heaven
Girl: ?
Boy: o sorry, your so beautiful i thought you were and angel
I know i spell bad
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Oldest pick-up line in the book!YouAreMyLifeNow wrote:
Boy: did the fall hurt?
Girl: what fall?
Boy: when you fell from heaven
Girl: ?
Boy: o sorry, your so beautiful i thought you were and angel
Creepy thing is, my friend had that one used on her by a middle-aged man. Ewww!
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oooh!!!
"Will the answer to the next question i'll ask you be the same?"
Either way, the answer's gonna be a yes for the next question :] weee
That's how you get a date, i mean, if your cute and all :] with like great personality
"Will the answer to the next question i'll ask you be the same?"
Either way, the answer's gonna be a yes for the next question :] weee
That's how you get a date, i mean, if your cute and all :] with like great personality
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My friend Osscar said today;
" You should swim with me sometime - I do a really good breaststroke"
Like one of the oldest and worst ones there is.
" You should swim with me sometime - I do a really good breaststroke"
Like one of the oldest and worst ones there is.
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The one in Transformers!
Mikaela: [in the back seat] This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: [in the passenger seat] Yeah.
[looks at the empty driver's seat]
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there?
Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.
Mikaela: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first.
Mikaela: [in the back seat] This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: [in the passenger seat] Yeah.
[looks at the empty driver's seat]
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there?
Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.
Mikaela: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first.
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ok so i just love this thread and i figured it would be great to post my first post on it! so here goes!
Guy: Hey lets count shoulders! *points to furthest from the girl* One. *points to the closest to the girl* Two. *points to her closest shoulder* Three. *puts arm around the girl* Four.
My love for you is like pi. ~for people like me who have math obsessed friends
Guy: Hey lets count shoulders! *points to furthest from the girl* One. *points to the closest to the girl* Two. *points to her closest shoulder* Three. *puts arm around the girl* Four.
My love for you is like pi. ~for people like me who have math obsessed friends
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Alrighty..I just posted a heap at the EDC but I'll put some here
My friend likes this one:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants..
And then my brother likes this one:
I was going to use one of those lame pick up lines on you but you took my breath away..
My friends and I love finding lame pick up lines all the time..They're awesome!
I doubt they'd work but they surely get some attention!
My friend likes this one:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants..
And then my brother likes this one:
I was going to use one of those lame pick up lines on you but you took my breath away..
My friends and I love finding lame pick up lines all the time..They're awesome!
I doubt they'd work but they surely get some attention!
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