Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby mlola619 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:33 pm

debussygirl wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?

Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!

Bella: Oops..

:lol: That was great!!!
Here's something Bella would never say, "Alice, I am your Barbie doll."



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Cause I've been waiting for a miracle, and i'm not leaving...
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby fireice99 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:01 pm

Leah: Ooh, Emmett, you are one fiiine piece of vampire, with all those muscles. Mmm, mmm, I could get lost in your arms for hours. Cuz, ya know, even though I don't get my period anymore, I still got hormones and I am BURNIN' UP for you, babay!

Emmett: Ok, let's go makeout, but don't bring the Jonas Brothers into this anymore, k? Hey Rose, you're alright with this, right?

Rosalie: Of course! She's friends with Jake, who is my BFF for life, ya know. We're going to go crack all the mirrors in the house, because we think brains matter more than looks, and then we're going to go study. We'll have fun ;) , so you deserve it too. Even though I was the one who saved you from a bear, who looked a lot like Leah in wolf form...

Leah: Don't go there, I'm a sexy wolf and you know it. Let him go!

Rosalie: Oh fine, just go. Do you think Bella and Edward could take Nessie tonight -- the kid's been crying all day and I'm sick of her. We all deserve a night alone, don't you think?

Emmett: Yeah they probably could -- after all it's their kid. She's such a monster. When do we return her to Loch Ness? I want to see all the scared tourists who see her and can't convince anyone that she's real. *snigger snigger*

Leah: You just did that a month ago, Emmett! I think we need to give the monster thing a break for a while.

Emmett: Okay, let's go then.

*Emmett and Leah run off to the woods, while Rosalie and Jake start smashing mirrors and getting all the books out from Carlisle's library*

Rosalie: You don't think I'm pretty, do you Jake?

Jacob: Of course not, Rose! YOur'e hideous, just the way I like you!

Rose: Aww thanks!

*Jake and Rose make out*

Fade to black~
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Twilight_Awakening » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:49 am

Emmett: *nervous laugh and tries to play it cool.* Erm...Mike, what would you say if I told you I slept with your mom?
Mike: *laughs hysterically* :lol: You're hilarious, Emmett. I'd say, "Yeah, when hell freezes over!"
Emmett: I've got some bad news for you buddy...hell just froze over. Last night actually...
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby G-Faerie08 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:58 am

Edward to Bella in the meadow..

Edward: Be honest. Do all these sparkles make my butt look big?
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby samajama » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:07 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:Bella: Jacob, we can have a little fun of our own while you wait for Nessie to grow up.. ;) Edward is out hunting with the boys this weekend..


HAHAHAHA!!!
i think might die a little if that happen. then i might have to start a riot. :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby samajama » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:08 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:Edward to Bella in the meadow..

Edward: Be honest. Do all these sparkles make my butt look big?


hahahhha, this is hilarious, too!
G-Faerie08, you are very good at this. :D
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby clariissaa » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:03 pm

dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:Rawr, first post!
The entire SKITS thread would never ever happen...

And here's this one, based on the Kool Aid Dude...

Mike: *pokes Edward*
Edward: DON'T TOUCH ME, BEVERAGE!
Mike: :shock: :shock: :oops: :shock: :shock:

Does anyone get it..?


HAHA Good One! :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby darkrider » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:23 pm

Edward: Bella, go kill yourself.
Bella: :shock: :oops: :shock: :oops:
Edward: HAHAH JUST KIDDING!!!!!


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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby Jasper<3 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:00 pm

Edward: Bella, I think you need to lose some weight. You're looking a little chunky...
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Jacob: Edward, is that a new cologne? You smell really good!
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Carlisle: Mmmmmm Bella, you smell really good! How about we go to my library where nobody can hear your screams? ....i mean so I can teach you medical stuff!
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Rosalie: Jacob, I love you.
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Bella: Jacob, I bet you'd taste good!
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Jasper: MUFFINS!!!!
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Bella: Hey Alice, wanna go shopping?
Alice: Nah, Im not in the mood
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Emmett: Mike, do you believe in love at first sight? Cuz i do. *stares at mike*
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Mike: Edward is a BABE!!
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Billy: (to Carlisle) Did ever know that you're my heroooo, and everything I would like to be?I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings.
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Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)
Yeah you look delicious
And I may be suspicious
You thought I was fictitious
I blow kisses (mwahhahaha)
We arm wrestle on rocks, rocks
And they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
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Jasper: Blood just isn't appealing anymore.
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Thats all i got for now

the Emmettlicious idea was origionally mine but my friend made the lyrics. her username is chach if you want to pm her
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Postby porscheturbo911 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:19 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:Jacob: Edward, is that a new cologne? You smell really good!
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Mike: Edward is a BABE!!
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Jasper: Blood just isn't appealing anymore.
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LOL! Omg, the Jasper one is so funny!
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