Argg!!! i can't think of anything at the moment. Darn. Yes i'm soo happy i found it, thanks Winnie.
I'm also glad that somebody got my joke.
Bella:WHERE IS THAT CRAZY EVIL MAN THAT KEEPS INSULTING MY DAUGHTER!?!?!
Alice:Well....Give me a minute...*starts thinking*
Nessie:How long do i have to keep this shutting up thing going??
Rosalie:Well sweetie, as long as it takes to get that puppy, okay?
Nessie:*shakes head violently* Okay!!
Creepy little man....Creepy little man....Come out, come out wherever you are...
*Meanwhile Jacob starts sparkling*
Seth: Sir dude, your all sparkly!!
Seth: Your like glittering!
Jacob: What did you do to me, newb?
I-I-I didn't do anything!! *doubles over laughing*
*Aro Smith is hiding in the bushes and starts laughing, histerically*
Aro:*talking to himself*
Ha ha ha. I wasn't too sure about doing anything nice, but-but this is sooo funny!!! Ha ha ha. I should do something nice for these people more often.
Jacob:Why?? Why is this happening to me?!? *looking at his sparkly self*
Seth: I don't know, but if Renesmee was attracted to you before...Just imagine how she's going to be now!!!!
*remember's how her favorite toy is the sparkly necklace that Aro gave Bella as a wedding present*
*starts laughing harder*
Jacob:*now in wolfie form-can hear seth's memories and groans inside p.s. he's a sparkly wolf *Mannnnnn!!!!!!!
*Back in the pet store* CV=Creepy Voice
Nessie:I've been quiet for a REAL long time now!!!
Alice:*gives her a glare*
Bella:*goes and looks in the storage room and finds the creepy guy voice man*There you are...
CV: No, no i'm not...*puts hands over his face, and rocks back and forth* If i can't see her, then she can't see me, if i can't see her, then she can't see me...
Bella: Oh yes, creepy man, i can see you....
Jasper and Edward
Edward:*my Bella's-in-trouble-senses are tingling...
Jasper: Oh no!!! Shall we cry?!?!
Edward: Whale boy and knifiey man(from the old skits) do not cry!!!
Jasper: Well then my dear brother, what shall we do?
Edward: *shrugs his shoulders* Well, besides try and take over the world.....*points finger in the air dramatically* By knifiey man i think i've got it!!
Jasper/Knifiey Man: What???!
*Emmett starts running down the stairs and Jasper and Edward turn to stare*
Emmett: *who is wearing a aquamarine lingerie set-of Rosalie's of course* What did i miss?!?!?
Edward and Jasper: *rubbing their eyes*
My eyes burn!!!
Emmett:What is this not my color???
Is aquamarine not Emmett's color? Will Jacob get un-sparkly and Seth stop laughing? Will Nessie get her puppy? What will Edward, Jasper, and Emmett do? What is Bella gonna do to the creepy man???
Somebody please continue??