heyy so im back from babysitting.... here's how THAT went
(haha mary im posting this here too, its from the PM)
1- got there and got molested by the dog who scratched my arm and it is red.
2- listened to the mother yell at the kids to be good. then she called them brats. (not inaccurate just sad that she would resort to that. )
3- broke up a verbal fight in front of the mother
4- got thanked for doing the dirty work of dealing with her kids (those were fairly close to her original kids)
5- mom leaves. all hell breaks loose. (again, my language is getting worse. sorry )
6-got fought over who wanted to spend time with me first
7- told them to stop fighting only to get told to shut up
8- sent one boy to his room and had to sing Camp ROck songs with the little girl (thank god i knew them... she would yell at me when i got ONE little word wrong)
9- wrestled my make up bag away from the dog, while praying he didnt eat anything that would make him throw up (i only brought it for chapstick, serves me right i suppose)
10- looked at hundreds of baseball cards
11- fought over whether or not the girl could stay in his room during the boys "Allie time"
12- broke up a fist fight and got a light punch to the jaw.
13- sent them to their rooms, which reduced both to tears.
14- listened to them yell at each other for ten minutes
15- threatened to take away t.v. which reduced them to tears again
16- broke up another fist fight
17- listened to the first grade girl explain to me matters of sexual education
18- told her that it was inappropriate
19- watched american idol while being growled at and bitten by their dog.
20- dad came home and i left
21- while walking down the street i slipped and fell on my butt
and what do i have to show for all this.........??
a wet pari of jeans
a purple splotch on my hip
and $15 bucks
GROSSSSS. it was a LONG night. and that was precisely 1 hour 45 minutes of them. gosh danggit!!
normally i like kids too!kkswmmr114-
(sorry i dont know your name... even though you have probably told me it a billion times
) im realllllyyy sorry. that is.... unbelievable really. wow.
well if you ever want someone to talk to.... even though you dont really know me... im here. i was in danger of having skin cancer like three times. never that serious though. im sorry.
well i guess that sums up my evening. oh and i think this post passes all the length rules yea??
byee loversss =]
AllieSi je pouvais être une princesse, Rob serait brille dans la nuit de mon armure. -If I could be a princess, Rob would be my night in shining armor.