Haha, your guys' stories crack me up.
I have one too:
Once, me and my mom went to take a walk so we could go and pick up the mail. And as we were nearing the turn to get to the block where the mail box is, we heard this sound of water spilling. You know, the sound of someone.... peeing.
We both stopped right there and tried to hold back our laughter. When the peeing sound (finally) stopped, we decided to go and approach the mail-box to see what the mysterious sound was. As we turned to the corner, we could see the mail-delivery van driving away, and right there on the sidewalk in front of the mail-box was this huge "water" spill! It was hilarious! Both me and my mom couldn't help but feeling bad for the poor mail-man who just really had to go pee. *Wanderer*