I have a miniature black poodle boy named mickey who is 18lbs and thinks he's 200. He picks fights with other boydogs, and flirts with the girl dogs next door by sitting at the fence until they come out and then barking his head off. He likes to sit in laps, like right now, and loves to jump on people. He licks anyone who says " Gimme kisses!" and loves cheese more than life itself. He loves his toys, especially an ice cream cone that has spikes coming out of its head. DOn't ask. He likes to multitask with more than one toy and try and bark with a toy in his mouth. He throws his bisquits around tthe room as if they were toys, then finally eats them. He loves ear noogies, hates when people touch his feet, and makes a lot of eye contact.
Oh yeah, and he thinks he's a human. During the night he creeps up to your pillow and puts his head there. Then he looks to cute for you to actually move him. He's kinda smart.
But then again, this is the same dog that chases his tail for 5 minutes straight and barks at it, and howls to the sound of high pitched noises on a clarinet. He will also howl if everyone else in the room sticks their faces in the air and howls. We've tried it before.
He's neutered, but still gets excited , if ya know what I mean. He has long ears that get in his food, so when we feed him we put them up in a scrunchie. He does not realize that this is not manly.
And that is Mickey the Poodle, for you, who thinks he's tough but is really just a psychotic weirdo.